How do I go about asking a female if she is clean? Is it normal nowadays to just straight up ask, “pardon me ma’am, but do you have the clap?” (Charlie, 22) LadyLove says: Well Charlie, I’d lie if I said it was easy. It’s not easy to ask someone if they’re clean.. or even [...]

Need to know how to have sex? Have no fear… LadyLove is here to lend a helping hand to all you hardup humper’s out there!! In an attempt to cover the basics and lay the foundation to our work here at HappyHumper.com, I’m embarking on the most painfully simple, yet totally loaded process of explaining one [...]

“I was wondering… what effects does chlorine have on a condom?? Does it cause it to be ineffective, and what about the safety of having sex in water in general for both me and my girl?” (Andrew, 23)       Ms. Zombie says: Alright I use to think that sex in water is bad, [...]