Here at HappyHumper we find many cures for your ailments through hours of research, surveying poor, unsuspecting members of the public, and/or reflecting on personal experience. Lately, I’ve been plagued with a bout of insomnia and I think I have the cure. Hot midnight sex. One of the most fun things about sex is when [...]

Need to know how to have sex? Have no fear… LadyLove is here to lend a helping hand to all you hardup humper’s out there!! In an attempt to cover the basics and lay the foundation to our work here at HappyHumper.com, I’m embarking on the most painfully simple, yet totally loaded process of explaining one [...]

“How do you know if you have ED or if you just have performance anxiety? The last couple of relationships started with a short period of what I thought was ED. After the first couple of nights with them i was fine and had a normal, happy sex life. I can masturbate and get an [...]

“Do the ladies like to listen to music while gettin’ down? If so, who is your favorite? And any recommendations?” (Bucky)   Madam Cougalicious says: Well, I speak for myself when I say, “YES!” Anything with Barry White guarantees you cannot go wrong, but there are others like Teddy Pendergrass, Marvin Gaye, Michael Buble, Robin [...]

Humpers, Humpers, Humpers… this is an amazing position. I recommend trying it with someone you are comfortable with and who is willing to go about sex in many different ways. It was deep, sensual, and utterly fantastic once we had the rhythm right. Not a sex position if you want hard core fucking to happen. [...]