The 6 month rut. We’ve all experienced it. Let me fast forward through the boring shit. You met a gal, liked her enough to have sex with, liked her sex enough to have a relationship with her, fucked like rabbits while you got to know each other and now counting sheep get more action [...]

Back by popular demand: Do Women Like…. Well, this week we’ve had an overwhelming number of masturbation questions so here it is Humpers…. Do women like when you masturbate in front of them? Honestly, I don’t know a single woman who doesn’t get turned on by her man strokin his own shaft. So to answer you [...]

I know it’s every boy’s fantasy to make hot sexy time with the woman of their dreams. When I think of pubescent boy’s jerkin off to this idea I automatically think of the Weird Science guys. Ok, so whatever their names are (forgotten already) make this lady come to life. For all intensive purposes she’s [...]

I’ve noticed while watching tv and going out, that drag queens know how to treat a lady and be a lady. What the fuck could I mean? Well, drag queens are very witty and bitchy but they know manners and are polite at the same time. I have gotten complements from them without coming off [...]

“I slept with my girlfriend’s sister. What the fuck do I do? Should I tell my girlfriend or should I just let it go. We both agreed to never say anything to my girlfriend but I feel awful” (Travis, 21)  MsZombie says: First off it was kinda messed up that you slept with her sister. [...]