Happy Humper Sex Advice for Men By Women » sex positions http://www.happyhumper.com Sex Advice for Men By Women Thu, 03 Feb 2011 16:05:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Golden Shower Help http://www.happyhumper.com/2010/04/golden-shower-help/ http://www.happyhumper.com/2010/04/golden-shower-help/#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 19:01:00 +0000 Ms.Zombie http://www.happyhumper.com/?p=749 Here at Happy Humper we noticed  there was an overwhelming demand for advice on golden showers. We figured, since we are the  place to go for “sex advice for men, “ that I, MsZombie, would continue with the topic.
 
So now boys since we know what a golden shower is (if you’ve done your homework), the next step is to learn how to do it successfully. Here are the steps on how to do it correctly:
Step 1: Pee on your bitch (or lady, whatever the mood of the night is)
 
And that is really it. Then why would I write an article if it is that easy? There are two thing that people need to know besides peeing on her. The variety of this fetish is based on how and where you are doing it. Position can change the game up completely. Guys are lucky because you just have to aim your penis and your golden. Get it! Golden… golden shower…. never mind. Depending on how good your aim is you could probably even pull it off in a handstand ( Warning :you might get piss in your face though). If it is your woman who is doing the showering try her squatting her over your chest, pussy facing you. This makes it easier to watch. Or, you can have her stand directly over you as well and achieve the same effect.
 
Play around and find out what works for you. Finding the right position will also be determined on where you want the piss. For instance, the position for the girl I wrote about above is great if you want it on you upper chest and shoulder areas, but some people don’t want it there. You might want it on you legs, back or even mouth. Experiment and make it a game with your partner. Just know there is one place you should never ever pee on… her snatch.  If you do just expect the bitching and moaning to go on until her infection clears up, but i doubt you would want to deal with that.
 
So to wrap it up:
1. Figure out where to pee
2. Find your position
3. Have fun
4. Don’t pee in her baby makin hole.
 
Ta-da and you are now on your way to be a pro in the art of water sports.
Happy humping!
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Ok Humpers, this is a good one! It does take a little coordinating but if you two can get in the right groove you’ll really enjoy it. This is also a great time to indulge in both of your assholes! Humpers, if you guide her ass up and down on your cock and finger her ass she’ll be in heaven. Let her try to massage your prostate too and see how hard you cum!!

Let us know how it worked!! HappyHumping!

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Yup, definately in ladylove’s top ten!

This position allows for you to get her from behind and enjoy being close. I recommend it for makeup sex as it tends to be a more passionate embrace. The position allows you to kiss, twist your fingers in her hair, hold her by her throat, and/or grab her arms behind her back and hold them there as you thrust. It’s also prime for reaching around to play with her tits and clit!

If you ever want to score major points with a new gal, this is great. It shows her you know what your doing and you’re passionate!

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Ahh, one of my favorites!

This is perfect for the chick that loves her oral and is a sucker for teasing :)

Make sure to support her lower back with propped up pillows or even do this at the end of the bed, her head hanging off the side of the bed and you standing above her. Tease her a little, don’t always let her have your cock in her mouth. Just having it dangling above her while a fire brews down below, she’ll be ready to explode!

Warning, if you do allow her to have your cock in her mouth, be careful when thrusting! Not every woman is a deep throat master, so take it easy. Remember, the main purpose of this sexy pose is for her pleasure.

Happy Humping!!

Let us know how you do!!

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Well, you can’t just take all this fabulous knowledge we give you and have no moves to back it up!

We’ll be posting fabulous sex positions a couple times a week.

Your homework, do them and get back to us! Give us your thoughts on them, if they worked, didn’t work, and why… also, did she really like it or was it uncomfortable.

Humpers all around the world are depending on your feedback!

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