Here at Happy Humper we noticed  there was an overwhelming demand for advice on golden showers. We figured, since we are the  place to go for “sex advice for men, “ that I, MsZombie, would continue with the topic.   So now boys since we know what a golden shower is (if you’ve done your homework), the next step is to learn how to [...]

Ok Humpers, this is a good one! It does take a little coordinating but if you two can get in the right groove you’ll really enjoy it. This is also a great time to indulge in both of your assholes! Humpers, if you guide her ass up and down on your cock and finger her [...]

Yup, definately in ladylove’s top ten! This position allows for you to get her from behind and enjoy being close. I recommend it for makeup sex as it tends to be a more passionate embrace. The position allows you to kiss, twist your fingers in her hair, hold her by her throat, and/or grab her arms behind her back and hold them there as you thrust. [...]

Ahh, one of my favorites! This is perfect for the chick that loves her oral and is a sucker for teasing Make sure to support her lower back with propped up pillows or even do this at the end of the bed, her head hanging off the side of the bed and you standing above [...]

So, you want to be a HappyHumper? Well, you can’t just take all this fabulous knowledge we give you and have no moves to back it up! We’ll be posting fabulous sex positions a couple times a week. Your homework, do them and get back to us! Give us your thoughts on them, if they [...]