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Oral Sex

admin — Mon, 31 May 2010 16:52:15 +0000

“I really like to go down on my woman but she doesn’t like it. How do I do it better? Is it normal to like doing it more than she likes receiving it?” (Dave, 35)

MsZombie says:
Some women get super nervous about a guy going down on them. A lot of times it has to do with their own insecurities. Unlike you guys, girls think of everything from “do i taste good?” to “is my pussy normal size?” So that possibly could be why she says she doesn’t like it. Just make sure that you drop a hint every now and then about how perfect her pussy is, maybe she will warm up a little

Also your technique could be the reason. Are you attacking it like a raw piece of meat or are you slowly dragging your tongue across her clit. There are a lot of writings on how to eat proper pussy however it is finding what she likes. A really good way to see what spots get her off is ask her to masturbate in front of you. Watch what she does with her fingers. Is she mainly rubbing or fingering? Does she tease herself or does she go for the gold? Once you see what she likes try to do the same with your tongue.

Lastly there is nothing wrong with liking. I’m sure you’ll like it a lot more once she gets into it too. More men should actually be like you! Believe it or not, a lot of guys don’t so the fact that you can say you love it should be something you should be proud of.

LadyLove says:

Dude you have to find out why she doesn’t like it. Has she ever liked it when a guy has done it to her? Is it just how you do it or is she a vagina-phobe? If she is, definitely stroke her ego A LOT! Women can be really vagina shy, so be sure to tell her how much you love her lady parts. If she’s enjoyed it from other lovers, your technique could be what is deterring her. Ask her how she wants you to do it or if you can improve in some way. There are tons of sites and books dedicated to the art of going down on a gal. Also, stay tuned to our cunninglingus article coming soon!

Also, to answer your question about whether it’s normal for you to like it more than she does… it’s not normal, I think guys don’t really care to do it most of the time. So yes, you are a freak of nature and a national treasure. Keep lovin’ it! She’s a lucky gal and if she doesn’t come around you know how to find us.. ha ha just playin!

After Sex Snooze

admin — Mon, 17 May 2010 03:02:54 +0000

“Do all women get tired after they cum? I know after I blow (you know, after a solid hour plus of love-making) i’m ready for my blankey and a bedtime story. But I like it when she cums more than once.” (Larry, 25)

MsZombie says:

It depends on the time of day. Early morning sex I am good to go. Night or afternoon sex I sometimes like to take a nap after. Also if there is a temping offer and I’m tired, I’ll fucking stay up for it.

LadyLove says:

Every lady is different. Women can most often cum a few times and continue going but some ladies can only cum once or twice (if that). Pay attention to your lady and if she wants more you give it and you give it good… lol. Just so long as you don’t curl up with a blankey before you’ve pleased your ladyfriend. Remember, penis is second to pussy… cuz we said so!

First Time with Bondage

Ms.Zombie — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 14:58:28 +0000

Now I won’t lie, I like being held down alittle, which lead me to write this article. Bondage is one of the most destructive, yet popular fetishes. Why? Well some people like to be in control and others like to be helpless. Now I am not saying I like being helpless all the time but sometimes it can be fun. Now whether or not you have fun with it is based on if you know how to do it correctly.

Let’s get some background on this sexy thing called bondage. Bondage was originally a torture device, but just like everything that is good, it got thrown into the gutter. Now you can use hand cuffs, rope, duck tape, wires…. the list can go on, but there are some key points you have to remember. First, don”t forget your safe word bitches. Second, never, ever leave the bondage person alone. Also, try not to do anything that would suffocate the person…. that’s not cool. For example, if she has a stuffed nose and you have her hog tied on the bed don’t use the gag ball on her… get my point? Think a little before you start.

Now that you are ready to try, there are a couple things you can do after you tied your bitch up. You can use it as a great foreplay device. You can go down on her, rub her pussy or even take a toy out like using a vibrator. you can also fuck her if you would like to, just don’t forget to tease the crap out of her. Some people like to be tickled or spanked while tied up as well.

Remember boys, you don’t need to go all out for this first. Start with blind folds, maybe hand cuffs or a Japanese rope set. Believe it or not you actually might find this brings you and your chica closer together. Bondage takes a lot of trust, so pay attention to her signs because if you want more, do it right the first time!

I will definitely be coming back to this topic more in the future but this is just the beginning of the relationship with you and bondage, so check back for more.

Some articles that might help you to do fun things during bondage are:

Hair pulling

Safe word
Nipple Stimulation

Erectile Dysfunction or Performance Anxiety?

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:26:37 +0000

“How do you know if you have ED or if you just have performance anxiety? The last couple of relationships started with a short period of what I thought was ED. After the first couple of nights with them i was fine and had a normal, happy sex life. I can masturbate and get an erection even during kissing or touching but once in bed I’m limp. I’m single now, but this plays on my mind, and is preventing me from dating.” (Aaron, 42)

Madam Cougalicious says:

Sorry to say that you are your own worst enemy. You are causing yourself to go limp by putting too much pressure on yourself to perform. Get your head (and I mean the one on your shoulders) out of your pants and let the one in your pants handle intimacy. ED does not come and go. I know this for a fact as I dated someone with ED for over three years. If you have doubts, checkout WebMD.com for a quiz on ED.

MsZombie says:

Ok so what I think it’s performance anxiety (which btw is part of ED), and it is not the worst thing in the world to have. A lot of guys actually get this, just most won’t admit. Hell even girls sometimes get it too but we don’t have a cock so it doesn’t show.

Let’s think about this: Right before first time sex what is going through your head? Is it sexy thoughts or are you scared you might not live up to her past partners? Are you thinking about fucking or rejection? A lot of times this is the key factor in performance anxiety, hence the word anxiety. Fear can cause a lot of problems, including sex.

Another thing that might be on your mind is the final goal. Sometimes you guys are so gun ho for cumming that it stresses you out and then your little buddy goes limp. Instead of focusing on busting a load, focus more on what is going on. Think more on how good and tight her pussy feels, and how great her tits look bouncing around instead of trying to get yourself to cum.

Now there is no cure for this really, most doctors just help you refocus your attention to where it should be. You could also try more extreme methods like hypnosis, but that isn’t proven either. My biggest advice is relax. You don’t have to be an all star in bed your first time, just have fun. Trust me; most women know sex is not going to be the best first thing around.

LadyLove says:

Dear, dear Aaron. It’s all in your head buddy. I’m sorry to say that you are in control at this point. My advice to you is that you may want to try a Viagra, or one of the newer drugs, to get you past those first few nights. After that you’re golden, right? Don’t stress it anymore, not when there are drugs out there to help. You’re putting too much pressure on yourself. Women go through this too, but like MsZombie says, you can’t tell because we’re dickless. We experience by not being able to get wet or get off. Often times, sex then becomes painful can cause many other problems. So we can totally relate. Don’t forget to read some of our other articles on first time sex, or how to have sex, to give yourself the extra confidence. Also, trim your boys up real nice and give yourself more confidence.