This lady sure as hell don't like precum!

This is the first of many new articles written by your Humpettes on what women like. Feel free ladies out there reading the site, comment as you will. We are giving you our perspective but keep in mind all women are different…

So, having said all that, do women like precum?

I have to say yes and no….

Ok, there’s two parts to this one (maybe three).

I will venture to say that MOST of the women who LIKE precum like it because they enjoy sex, they enjoy you, and they know what they’re doing.

Personally, I like precum because of a few reasons.

-It’s an indicator that you’re turned on and I’m doing a good job

-It’s a nice lubricant for oral sex, hand jobs, and sex (note here that a gal can get prego from precum so if you’re not protecting yourself via birth control I wouldn’t recommend intercourse).

-It most often doesn’t taste like anything and you can play with it in lots of different ways.

It’s not all on the women though, a big factor in whether or not women will enjoy YOUR precum depends on whether or not it tastes good. The only time I don’t like precum is if it smells, tastes foul, or is really, really thick. Some men have thick precum when they drink a lot of alcohol, do drugs, or eat a lot of protein. Genetics do play a part here, some men are just engineered that way. It’s not a big deal and it’s definitely within your control.  Here are a few ideas for you if you’ve been told it’s not pleasant: Precum Taste.

Which leads me to my second part. What if she DOESN’T like your precum? If she doesn’t like your precum do the ‘test’ and make sure it’s not funky. Smell it, feel the consistency, and (ready for this) do the taste test. Alter your diet a tad then try her again. If it’s not your stanky precum that’s the problem you may find that some girls just plain ol don’t like precum. They don’t like to get sticky, they’re not all that adventurous in bed, and you may have to pester them for sex a lot of the time. It’s not that she’s a prude, she may just not be as sexually experienced as you or other girls you’ve been with.

Ok, so that brings me to yet another part of this question…

So what if you have a gal that doesn’t like your precum and it ain’t because of the taste.

Help explore her sexuality. Do things that she likes; pleasure her as much as you can. By doing this you’re turning sex into a positive, fun, and orgasmic experience for her. This may take a few months of unselfish lovins but I guarantee if you do a lot to please her she’ll want to do the same for you. It will definitely pay off. Also, if you have a chick that’s hard to warm her up, do a lot more to try to turn her on. She may need a little romantic coaxing to get her started. Do whatever it takes to make her WANT sex from you, and don’t take it personally if she doesn’t want it all the time. The worst thing you could do is give her guilt trips or complain she’s not giving you enough sex. This is the opposite of helping your sex life!

Now, once you get her liking and looking forward to sex slowly start to ask her to do things for you. “Can you put it in your mouth for just a little bit,” something like that. Use positive reinforcement to tell her how much you love what she’s doing (even if she’s not doing it exactly right). She’ll start associating your precum with the great job she’s doing and begin liking it. At least, that’s my take on it.

Women out there… feel free to give our Humpers your take on if women like precum, why or why not, and how to get them to like it.

kiss me, baby!

Quick Sex Tip of the Day: Brush Yo’ Grill! 

This guy over here is never gonna get layed, BUT I thought I’d write a quick tip to all you Humper’s out there who I love so much. Please brush your grill.

 Oral Hygiene is something women look at ALL the time! If you’ve neglected to brush your teeth today, we’ve noticed. Keeping good oral hygiene is not only important for your own well being, but not taking care of your pearly whites could cause problems for your girlfriend as well. Think about how much bacteria is in your mouth. Now, don’t clean it properly, let it furment… now, you go down on her… YUM!!!

Let’s not forget you probably use your spit for lubrication when you’re playing with her or possibly during sex… mmm, nothin like a good dose of bacteria to stick in your twat! You just turned your penis into a yuck flavored popsicle. Women are prone to urinary tract infections as well as yeast infections and a ton of other stuff so keep her vajayjay healthy. I promise you’ll have more sex if the girly parts are all in working condition!

Not to mention, your stinky breath will not be a turn on when she kisses you.

Keep ’em clean! happyhumping! ]]> http://www.happyhumper.com/2010/05/sex-tip-oral-hygiene/feed/ 0 http://www.happyhumper.com/2010/02/so-close-and-yet-so-far/ http://www.happyhumper.com/2010/02/so-close-and-yet-so-far/#comments Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:38:39 +0000 Lady Love http://www.happyhumper.com/?p=134

Ahh, one of my favorites!

This is perfect for the chick that loves her oral and is a sucker for teasing

Make sure to support her lower back with propped up pillows or even do this at the end of the bed, her head hanging off the side of the bed and you standing above her. Tease her a little, don’t always let her have your cock in her mouth. Just having it dangling above her while a fire brews down below, she’ll be ready to explode!

Warning, if you do allow her to have your cock in her mouth, be careful when thrusting! Not every woman is a deep throat master, so take it easy. Remember, the main purpose of this sexy pose is for her pleasure.

Happy Humping!!

Let us know how you do!!