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Foot Fetish for Beginners

Ms.Zombie — Wed, 19 May 2010 13:17:29 +0000

One of the most common body fetishes out there is the foot fetish. Now whether you like long toes, short toes, high arches, slender feet, painted toes, or small feet varies from person to person.. There is no set reason why people have this fetish either. Some people find the curves on the foot very sexy just as some one might look at the curves of hips or tits. Some like it cause it feels good. Either way the foot is considered sexy by many, many people and there are many ways to celebrate sexy feet.

Shoes and Stockings:

One of my favorite parts of foot fetishes is wearing awesome shoes! Heals are normally a plus when it comes to foot lovers, and the higher the heal the better. Just think, you are fucking your favorite lady and she has these awesome FMH (fuck me heals) on. Sexy? Hell ya it is. Whether it be lace up wedges or ballerina heals, it is hard to resist a girl in a good pair of shoes. It doesn’t even stop there. Stockings and socks play as big a roll in this. Your school girl fantasy would not be the same with out her Mary Jane heals with her knee high stockings right? Plus feet in stocking feel great against your skin, and even greater wrapped around you dick, but I’ll get to that topic in a moment.

Senses:

So we went over sight a little with the shoes and the actual shape of the foot, but there are two other senses that get a kick out of feet.

Let’s start of with the obvious, touch. The foot itself has over 7,000 nerve endings which equals lots of feeling. Have you ever had your toes sucked? If yes then you know what I’m talking about. If no, think of it as the equivalent to having a good blow job. Now it will only be good if you are open and willing.

Another thing that is great for foreplay is rubbing and tickling of the foot. It is hard for a girl to say no after a good foot massage. She will be like butter in your hands. For tips on how to look up foot massage movements I recommend our friend google or your local book store. You can always go with tickling as well. The tickling is not so much like “The Tickle Monster” but more light, soft touches and strokes around the soul of the foot. Unlike the foot massage, this will tease her more than relax her, and if you like to see your girl squirm then this is the way to go.

She can also return the favor with a foot job. Yes I said foot job. A foot job is where she places her feet on your junk and rubs you off. She can do this with her toes or cup both of her feet around your shaft, but i promise they both feel good. I have heard stories of guys getting women off with their feet as well. Some times they use their toes to rub her clit, or sometimes it is full on foot fucking. Just make sure your toes are nicely cleaned and cut.

The other sense is taste. Some people get off on the taste of the foot. Personally feet taste like any other part of the body. Just make sure to have her clean her feet before you put it in your mouth. When you do it try some of these tips out:

* Suck on the toes

* Lick between her toes

* Kissing her foot and ankle area

* Nibbling along the arch, side of the foot, back of the heal, and ankle

* Add food like whip cream, chocolate, or honey to it.

I promise she will be squirming more than you know in seconds

Foot fetish is such a broad topic so I will continue with this and go more into the “darker side” of the foot fetish next time. Try these tips and maybe it will bring a little more spice to the bed room. If you don’t like it, then fuck it! At least you tried. Happy Humping all!

Voyeurism: Is it healthy

Ms.Zombie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:55:25 +0000

Voyeurism dates back to the Bible and is often thought of something as negative. Voyeur, which is “to see”, is the fetish of watching others and gaining sexual pleasure from it. Most of the time the people are unknown and either getting undressed or in the middle of sexual acts.

A lot of times people call voyeurism a disorder, however most people have done this. Think of your favorite porn, or that time you jacked off cause you heard your roommate having sex. Voyeurism is fine in small amounts, just don’t be installing cameras in the women’s bathroom, or pulling a Porky’s moment.

A healthy way is mutual masturbation. Ask your chick to play with herself in front of you. Hell even let her use a toy. Point is, I bet you’ll be so hot watching her it will be hard to control yourself. This also is great for two other reasons. First, this is great foreplay so her pussy will be ready for you. Second, and most importantly, if you pay attention you can see what she likes and then you can do the same thing to her later down the line.

Nipple Stimulation

Ms.Zombie — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 16:37:19 +0000

Note: Most guys will blame girls on this one. You normally say, “well she didn’t touch them that means that she doesn’t like doing that.” In some cases that is true, but sometimes you just got to let her know it is ok.

I never use to play with my guys nips until he straight up said try this, and I found out it is awesome! So communicate motha fuckas!
Nipple play, or aka nipple torture, can be a really, really fun thing to do before and during sex!

As always there is a range on peoples response to it, but that is where the fun comes into play, when you experiment. For me I love giving my guy nipple play just because of his reaction. From to gasps to the facial expressions it gets me totally wet.
Now with nipple play you can do this with one or two ways:
*By yourself jacking off. It gives you something to do with your other hand
*With you partner of course
If you have never done it before don’t feel silly or shy.

You like playing with chicks nipples why should you be holding out on the fun.

A good way to introduce it is have her lick or suck you nipples. Ice cubes can be fun either applied straight on to it or in her mouth as she sucks. While sucking don’t be surprised if you both get into it, she might try to nibble.

Just let her know if she is biting too hard. The last thing you want is a bitten off nipple. Personally I like pulling, flicking and tweaking them. I think I get off on doing it as much as he does.
To the ones who like it a little harder, toys can be the tools you need. The two that are the most common are the nipple clamps and suctions. The clamps can be fun; they put just the right amount of pressure for the right amount of simulation.

Now they can look scary when at first glance but they work kind of like that clip on pirate earring that you probably had for Halloween. Some even come with pullies on them so she can give a good tug! The suction is pretty self exploratory. The stimulation is caused by the air pressure that is being sucked around where ever you place it.
Guys these tips work great on girls too. You wouldn’t like your chest to be used like an XBox controller, well neither do we. So why not try it on her too, ’cause if you know how to treat her right she’ll come back for more.