So now boys since we know what a golden shower is (if you’ve done your homework), the next step is to learn how to do it successfully. Here are the steps on how to do it correctly:

Step 1: Pee on your bitch (or lady, whatever the mood of the night is)

 

And that is really it. Then why would I write an article if it is that easy? There are two thing that people need to know besides peeing on her. The variety of this fetish is based on how and where you are doing it. Position can change the game up completely. Guys are lucky because you just have to aim your penis and your golden. Get it! Golden… golden shower…. never mind. Depending on how good your aim is you could probably even pull it off in a handstand ( Warning :you might get piss in your face though). If it is your woman who is doing the showering try her squatting her over your chest, pussy facing you. This makes it easier to watch. Or, you can have her stand directly over you as well and achieve the same effect.

 

Play around and find out what works for you. Finding the right position will also be determined on where you want the piss. For instance, the position for the girl I wrote about above is great if you want it on you upper chest and shoulder areas, but some people don’t want it there. You might want it on you legs, back or even mouth. Experiment and make it a game with your partner. Just know there is one place you should never ever pee on… her snatch.  If you do just expect the bitching and moaning to go on until her infection clears up, but i doubt you would want to deal with that.

 

So to wrap it up:

1. Figure out where to pee

2. Find your position

3. Have fun

4. Don’t pee in her baby makin hole.

 

Ta-da and you are now on your way to be a pro in the art of water sports.

Happy humping!

Fetishes, a lot of people have them and it’s nothing to be ashamed of. No one really knows where fetishes start, but some doctors think that it is from when you’re a child. Let’s face it we were all bored at one point and thought “What if I do this?” Most of the time those “what if’s” lead to pleasure.  So in summary, that good feeling is associated to that object or act and that equals fetish. They also say that it can be caused by sexual abuse, hence why some rape victims get off at the rape game. It helps them deal in their own way.

As long as you know how to turn off and on your perv switch, then having fetishes should be no problem. Its all about controlling yourself and if you do you will not get in trouble.

There are a range of fetishes out there. The top 5 to both men and women are:

5) Long nails and dark lipstick:

Boys and girls know how nice it is to either scratch and/or be scratched let alone leaving that ring around a cock with red lipstick. Marking is sexy and puts that person in control over the other person.

4) Hair:

Whether her hair is in braids, pig tails, long/short hair is sexy on her head. Some guys even like hair on the body but I am mostly talking about pulling her/his hair or even using it to tickle and tease the other person.

3)Water:

I have to admit water is one of mine. This mostly applies to women. Boys there is a time I think in every women’s life where a girl meets her best friend, the shower head. ‘Nuff said.

2) Golden Showers:

Water sports is another name for this sexy dominating activity. Please click here to know more on this fetish.

1) Being watched:

Have you ever had sex on the beach, or even gotten head or jacked off in the theatre? Why was it so exciting? Well, besides the fact something is around your cock, it was probably the idea that some one could be watching or catch you. I personally like watching my guy pleasure himself and even more so when some one is watching us.

Do you have other questions regarding fetishes? email me at MsZombiehhh@gmail.com and subject “fetishes” and if it is a good question I’ll answer it on Happy Humper!

 First, you have the person who is peeing. A lot of these people like the fact that the person under them has no choice to take it. The other side of the person on top is that they are being made to pee or even wet their pants and get punished for it later. The person being peed on can be very submissive or they could be forcing the person on top to piss on them causing them to be in control.

 

If you are thinking of trying it a good way to start is by having one person lay down in the tub or shower. Now if your a guy you can stand and let your flow go. If the girl is on top have her kneel where your ribs end. This way you can see everything and it won’t get you in the eyes.

 

Now it is mostly safe. Urine is sterile but is not necessarily AIDS free. It is made mostly of salts that the body is trying to eliminate from itself so if you do drink any of it, make sure that you follow  it with lots of water.