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Grab Those Hips For Power Sex

Ms.Zombie — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 20:50:09 +0000

This Chap knows how to do it!!

I dont think there is anything hotter during sex than a guy fully grabbing onto your hips and taking control. I don’t mean hands just laying on the hips, but full on grabbing. If she has thicker thighs then you will get a good handful. It is not only sexy while she is on top of you, but it is even sexier when you are on top of her and take control by doing this. Sex is a battle for control, or atleast it should be sometimes. She be certain to cum from you randomly doing this and fucking the shit out of her.

Jacking off in front of her

Ms.Zombie — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:44:58 +0000

Show her who boss

Some times it is sexy to watch a guy jack off. I’m not saying surprise her while she is sleeping and hover over her as your doing it (unless it is a game and that’s what you are into)but I think cranking one out in front of her during sexy time is not a bad thing. She will probably get really turned on and start playing with herself as well.

The Darker Side of the Foot Fetish

Ms.Zombie — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:22:50 +0000

Like everything there is normally a darker side to a fetish. This doesn’t mean it is bad, it just means that its a tad more dangerous. How could a foot fetish be dangerous? Well 3 common activities with this fetish is bondage of the feet, crushing/ trampling/ peddle pushing, and whipping. They are all basically when pain meets pleasure and is definitely not for every one.

Crushing/ Trampling/ Peddle Pushing:

I know a lot of guys take pride in their family jewels. There are some though that like them boy’s to be tortured. The idea of being punished gets them off and in the foot fetish world it would be done by three things: crushing, trampling, and peddle pushing. They are all very similar and revolve around a woman wearing a boot or stiletto and using the shoe on various parts. Crushing is exactly what it sounds like. Taking the soul of the shoe or the heal and crushing the ball sack or dick. Peddle pushing is mostly done with the soul and I’m sure you can imagine it in your head. Trampling I think is a little more violent because unlike the last two this has a little more force to it. Whichever one you like please be careful and use safe words, you don’t want he to rupture anything.

Bondage:

Yes you can do bondage with the feet. This actually goes back to ancient Asian traditions of trying to keep their women’s feet small. Now a days they use it for sex. It ranges from using rope or cloth to ankle cuffs and toe cuffs. If you decide to go this way make sure that the bonding are not too tight. Also make sure there is an easy way out. If there are locks make sure that they work as well. The last thing you want to do is have to stop sexy time to go to the ER and have them remove your ankle cuffs because the lock jammed and your feet are turning purple.

Whipping:

Ever go to a sex store and see those cat toy looking things? Well those are to inflict pain. Normally they are used for ass cheeks, tits, backs, etc. but you can use them on your feet as well.. I’m not saying go and give her a savage beating on her feet, but a couple good whips won’t hurt. Paddles work well too. Anything really to make you feel in control. Just make sure her feet aren’t fully flexed cause you don’t to over extend the foot when contact is made.

So have fun with your bad self, just make sure you don’t get toooooo hurt.

SEX TIPS: Nipples

Lady Love — Tue, 11 May 2010 12:06:40 +0000

When I was a wee lass, I stumbled upon a horror flick that would come to scar me for the rest of my life. It was called “Castle Freak” and it was damn near the freakiest thing I’ve ever watched. NOT because it was especially suspensful or action packed. No. It scarred me because the villan, the castle freak, used to kill women and bite their nipples off. He did other things too but unfortunately that one thing just stuck with me.

Which brings me to my sex tip of the week:

Women’s nipples are attached. They are there for pleasure and a little bit of pain. One of the best ways to begin foreplay is by doing one or all of the following: tweaking, twisting, caressing, kissing, sucking, blowing or licking your gal’s nipples.

If you bite, please be mindful. DO NOT make me post Castle Freak on this website to teach you all a lesson in what NOT to do to a girls nipples. I’d like to heal my wounds and not revisit the movie if at all possible. Oh my God even looking at that picture is making my nipples twitch…. he’s freaking me out!

First Time with Bondage

Ms.Zombie — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 14:58:28 +0000

Now I won’t lie, I like being held down alittle, which lead me to write this article. Bondage is one of the most destructive, yet popular fetishes. Why? Well some people like to be in control and others like to be helpless. Now I am not saying I like being helpless all the time but sometimes it can be fun. Now whether or not you have fun with it is based on if you know how to do it correctly.

Let’s get some background on this sexy thing called bondage. Bondage was originally a torture device, but just like everything that is good, it got thrown into the gutter. Now you can use hand cuffs, rope, duck tape, wires…. the list can go on, but there are some key points you have to remember. First, don”t forget your safe word bitches. Second, never, ever leave the bondage person alone. Also, try not to do anything that would suffocate the person…. that’s not cool. For example, if she has a stuffed nose and you have her hog tied on the bed don’t use the gag ball on her… get my point? Think a little before you start.

Now that you are ready to try, there are a couple things you can do after you tied your bitch up. You can use it as a great foreplay device. You can go down on her, rub her pussy or even take a toy out like using a vibrator. you can also fuck her if you would like to, just don’t forget to tease the crap out of her. Some people like to be tickled or spanked while tied up as well.

Remember boys, you don’t need to go all out for this first. Start with blind folds, maybe hand cuffs or a Japanese rope set. Believe it or not you actually might find this brings you and your chica closer together. Bondage takes a lot of trust, so pay attention to her signs because if you want more, do it right the first time!

I will definitely be coming back to this topic more in the future but this is just the beginning of the relationship with you and bondage, so check back for more.

Some articles that might help you to do fun things during bondage are:

Hair pulling

Safe word
Nipple Stimulation