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The Darker Side of the Foot Fetish

Ms.Zombie — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:22:50 +0000

Like everything there is normally a darker side to a fetish. This doesn’t mean it is bad, it just means that its a tad more dangerous. How could a foot fetish be dangerous? Well 3 common activities with this fetish is bondage of the feet, crushing/ trampling/ peddle pushing, and whipping. They are all basically when pain meets pleasure and is definitely not for every one.

Crushing/ Trampling/ Peddle Pushing:

I know a lot of guys take pride in their family jewels. There are some though that like them boy’s to be tortured. The idea of being punished gets them off and in the foot fetish world it would be done by three things: crushing, trampling, and peddle pushing. They are all very similar and revolve around a woman wearing a boot or stiletto and using the shoe on various parts. Crushing is exactly what it sounds like. Taking the soul of the shoe or the heal and crushing the ball sack or dick. Peddle pushing is mostly done with the soul and I’m sure you can imagine it in your head. Trampling I think is a little more violent because unlike the last two this has a little more force to it. Whichever one you like please be careful and use safe words, you don’t want he to rupture anything.

Bondage:

Yes you can do bondage with the feet. This actually goes back to ancient Asian traditions of trying to keep their women’s feet small. Now a days they use it for sex. It ranges from using rope or cloth to ankle cuffs and toe cuffs. If you decide to go this way make sure that the bonding are not too tight. Also make sure there is an easy way out. If there are locks make sure that they work as well. The last thing you want to do is have to stop sexy time to go to the ER and have them remove your ankle cuffs because the lock jammed and your feet are turning purple.

Whipping:

Ever go to a sex store and see those cat toy looking things? Well those are to inflict pain. Normally they are used for ass cheeks, tits, backs, etc. but you can use them on your feet as well.. I’m not saying go and give her a savage beating on her feet, but a couple good whips won’t hurt. Paddles work well too. Anything really to make you feel in control. Just make sure her feet aren’t fully flexed cause you don’t to over extend the foot when contact is made.

So have fun with your bad self, just make sure you don’t get toooooo hurt.

Foot Fetish for Beginners

Ms.Zombie — Wed, 19 May 2010 13:17:29 +0000

One of the most common body fetishes out there is the foot fetish. Now whether you like long toes, short toes, high arches, slender feet, painted toes, or small feet varies from person to person.. There is no set reason why people have this fetish either. Some people find the curves on the foot very sexy just as some one might look at the curves of hips or tits. Some like it cause it feels good. Either way the foot is considered sexy by many, many people and there are many ways to celebrate sexy feet.

Shoes and Stockings:

One of my favorite parts of foot fetishes is wearing awesome shoes! Heals are normally a plus when it comes to foot lovers, and the higher the heal the better. Just think, you are fucking your favorite lady and she has these awesome FMH (fuck me heals) on. Sexy? Hell ya it is. Whether it be lace up wedges or ballerina heals, it is hard to resist a girl in a good pair of shoes. It doesn’t even stop there. Stockings and socks play as big a roll in this. Your school girl fantasy would not be the same with out her Mary Jane heals with her knee high stockings right? Plus feet in stocking feel great against your skin, and even greater wrapped around you dick, but I’ll get to that topic in a moment.

Senses:

So we went over sight a little with the shoes and the actual shape of the foot, but there are two other senses that get a kick out of feet.

Let’s start of with the obvious, touch. The foot itself has over 7,000 nerve endings which equals lots of feeling. Have you ever had your toes sucked? If yes then you know what I’m talking about. If no, think of it as the equivalent to having a good blow job. Now it will only be good if you are open and willing.

Another thing that is great for foreplay is rubbing and tickling of the foot. It is hard for a girl to say no after a good foot massage. She will be like butter in your hands. For tips on how to look up foot massage movements I recommend our friend google or your local book store. You can always go with tickling as well. The tickling is not so much like “The Tickle Monster” but more light, soft touches and strokes around the soul of the foot. Unlike the foot massage, this will tease her more than relax her, and if you like to see your girl squirm then this is the way to go.

She can also return the favor with a foot job. Yes I said foot job. A foot job is where she places her feet on your junk and rubs you off. She can do this with her toes or cup both of her feet around your shaft, but i promise they both feel good. I have heard stories of guys getting women off with their feet as well. Some times they use their toes to rub her clit, or sometimes it is full on foot fucking. Just make sure your toes are nicely cleaned and cut.

The other sense is taste. Some people get off on the taste of the foot. Personally feet taste like any other part of the body. Just make sure to have her clean her feet before you put it in your mouth. When you do it try some of these tips out:

* Suck on the toes

* Lick between her toes

* Kissing her foot and ankle area

* Nibbling along the arch, side of the foot, back of the heal, and ankle

* Add food like whip cream, chocolate, or honey to it.

I promise she will be squirming more than you know in seconds

Foot fetish is such a broad topic so I will continue with this and go more into the “darker side” of the foot fetish next time. Try these tips and maybe it will bring a little more spice to the bed room. If you don’t like it, then fuck it! At least you tried. Happy Humping all!

Golden Shower Help

Ms.Zombie — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 19:01:00 +0000

Here at Happy Humper we noticed there was an overwhelming demand for advice on golden showers. We figured, since we are the place to go for “sex advice for men, “ that I, MsZombie, would continue with the topic.

So now boys since we know what a golden shower is (if you’ve done your homework), the next step is to learn how to do it successfully. Here are the steps on how to do it correctly:

Step 1: Pee on your bitch (or lady, whatever the mood of the night is)

And that is really it. Then why would I write an article if it is that easy? There are two thing that people need to know besides peeing on her. The variety of this fetish is based on how and where you are doing it. Position can change the game up completely. Guys are lucky because you just have to aim your penis and your golden. Get it! Golden… golden shower…. never mind. Depending on how good your aim is you could probably even pull it off in a handstand ( Warning :you might get piss in your face though). If it is your woman who is doing the showering try her squatting her over your chest, pussy facing you. This makes it easier to watch. Or, you can have her stand directly over you as well and achieve the same effect.

Play around and find out what works for you. Finding the right position will also be determined on where you want the piss. For instance, the position for the girl I wrote about above is great if you want it on you upper chest and shoulder areas, but some people don’t want it there. You might want it on you legs, back or even mouth. Experiment and make it a game with your partner. Just know there is one place you should never ever pee on… her snatch. If you do just expect the bitching and moaning to go on until her infection clears up, but i doubt you would want to deal with that.

So to wrap it up:

1. Figure out where to pee

2. Find your position

3. Have fun

4. Don’t pee in her baby makin hole.

Ta-da and you are now on your way to be a pro in the art of water sports.

Happy humping!

Safe Word : How To Use Them

Ms.Zombie — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 15:34:47 +0000

Have you ever had a time where things got out of hand and before you knew it someone was trying to force a dildo up your ass and when you said stop, the chick thought you were playing along? Or how bout the spanking that just hurt too damn much but that pesky gag ball was in the way of her stopping? Read on and find how to make sex kinky yet comfortable by using one little word.

The first and most important rule when dealing with any type of fetish is the safe word. I know you have probably heard it before, but thought, what the hell’s a safe word? Well boys listen up cause this can save you from lots of pain on your end and on hers.

The term safe word is usually used when dealing with BMSM (aka bondage, submission, etc.) However, I think this should be used in all types of fetishes due to the fact that sometimes things can get out of hand and you don’t want things to be awkward. Before playing or starting whatever kink you want, set up a word that you or she can say and which will mean stop. You got that! She says the word and you stop! Not slow down, not go lighter, but STOP!

For selection on safe word I recommend not going with the obvious. For example, you should never use the words no, stop, hold on, no more…. I think you get my drift. Instead, use something that you would never, ever, ever say during sex, like taco or coffee. Also make sure this is a small word that can be said easily. Don’t have her recite the Monty Python Lumberjack song, a simple word will be fine. If there is something that would stop you from talking (like choking or forced deep throating) make a sign like a flick in the forehead. Do not tap the wrist because this could be seen as part of the role playing. You as the partner need to also be all eyes and ears to make sure you are looking out for the signs and words.

Trust me this is a must before you start. You can benefit from having a safe word so no one gets hurt!

What is a fetish

Ms.Zombie — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:24:04 +0000

“Fetishism is a form of paraphilia, a disorder that is characterized by recurrent intense sexual urges and sexually arousing fantasies generally involving non-human objects, the suffering or humiliation of oneself or one’s partner (not merely simulated), or children or other non-consenting persons”
-http://www.minddisorders.com/Del-Fi/Fetishism.html#ixzz0eQpnyd6Q

Fetishes, a lot of people have them and it’s nothing to be ashamed of. No one really knows where fetishes start, but some doctors think that it is from when you’re a child. Let’s face it we were all bored at one point and thought “What if I do this?” Most of the time those “what if’s” lead to pleasure. So in summary, that good feeling is associated to that object or act and that equals fetish. They also say that it can be caused by sexual abuse, hence why some rape victims get off at the rape game. It helps them deal in their own way.

As long as you know how to turn off and on your perv switch, then having fetishes should be no problem. Its all about controlling yourself and if you do you will not get in trouble.

There are a range of fetishes out there. The top 5 to both men and women are:

5) Long nails and dark lipstick:

Boys and girls know how nice it is to either scratch and/or be scratched let alone leaving that ring around a cock with red lipstick. Marking is sexy and puts that person in control over the other person.

4) Hair:

Whether her hair is in braids, pig tails, long/short hair is sexy on her head. Some guys even like hair on the body but I am mostly talking about pulling her/his hair or even using it to tickle and tease the other person.

3)Water:

I have to admit water is one of mine. This mostly applies to women. Boys there is a time I think in every women’s life where a girl meets her best friend, the shower head. ‘Nuff said.

2) Golden Showers:

Water sports is another name for this sexy dominating activity. Please click here to know more on this fetish.

1) Being watched:

Have you ever had sex on the beach, or even gotten head or jacked off in the theatre? Why was it so exciting? Well, besides the fact something is around your cock, it was probably the idea that some one could be watching or catch you. I personally like watching my guy pleasure himself and even more so when some one is watching us.

Do you have other questions regarding fetishes? email me at MsZombiehhh@gmail.com and subject “fetishes” and if it is a good question I’ll answer it on Happy Humper!