Show her who boss

Some times it is sexy to watch a guy jack off. I’m not saying surprise her while she is sleeping and hover over her as your doing it (unless it is a game and that’s what you are into)but I think cranking one out in front of her during sexy time is not a bad  thing. She will probably get really turned on and start playing with herself as well.

Top 10 list of what she’s begging you to do and why/how:

 10. Dirty Talk – learn it, love it. Without it, you’re dead in the water… Here’s how to do it: How to Dirty Talk

9. Do naughty things in public – NOT saying you have to go all the way, but while at a friend’s dinner party pull her into a back hallway and make out. Make sure you let her know “yup, can’t have this til you get home”

8. Smack her ass – don’t make her call ya Daddy, but when you’re getting hot and heavy give her a good open handed smack on the ass. One of the best things to do with spanking is after you do it, thrust harder… believe me she’ll get to like a good spanking soon enough!

7. Rough her up during sex – We’re not talking about beating her silly, we’re talking about throwing her up against the wall during sex. Pick her up, take her around the house and fuck her in uncomfortable places. Also, place her body yourself. During sex put her in the positions you want. Don’t wait for her to move, grab her ankles and make it happen.

6. Take what you want – while she’s on the phone or in the middle of doing laundry, sneak up behind her and start undressing her. Another good one is while she’s driving reach over and begin playing with her. Going up her skirt or down her pants without her permission (even better if she resists a little) is hot as hell… as is desiring her so much that you’ll take her anywhere at anytime (Hot midnight sex). I should clarify here that I’m talking about someone who has, and is still having, consensual sex with you… I’m not telling you to take what you want from someone who doesn’t want you. Just thought I should throw that in there.

5. Pull her hair – afraid to grab those locks? Here’s how to do it: How to pull her hair and make her like it. Pulling her hair can add soooo much to a sexual experience please try this one fo sho!

4. Play with her asshole – the asshole is a ‘taboo’ place. Graze it, lick it, tickle it, rub your dick around it or stick a finger in it, whatever you feel comfortable doing, just don’t ignore this incredible passion spot. Just the idea of you touching it could be a turn on to her if she’s never been touched there before.

3. Hold her down – during sex put her arms behind her head and hold them there. Make sure your grip is hard enough to be dominating but not hurtful. You could also experiment with bondage if you feel comfortable (Bondage) just remember to use your safeword and take it easy first time around. Again, just for the psycho’s out there I’ll explain that this should be done with someone who is having consensual sex with you.

2. Tease – don’t always give it up, desire is a wonderful thing. Don’t always give her what she wants right away, tease her. If she says she wants your cock inside her, do everything but. When she’s ready to explode give it to her. If she says she wants to suck your cock pull her hair so she can’t quite get her lips around it. You catch my drift. Just don’t drag it out, give in eventually.

1. Dominate – either while kissing or making love, slide your hand around her neck and gently hold her. Squeeze gently, we’re not talking about erotic asphyxiation here (although some people dig that) I’m just talking about a heavy hand to dominate her.  The neck signifies slavery, enslave her for that evening and see where things go.

Now that you’re a badass in bed, hope you do some damn fine HappyHumping!

MsZombie says:

Normally the cock head swells up and the shaft plumps up as well right before and as you guys cum. Which feels really good. I don’t know though about the feeling the jizz coming out. I never felt anything like that. The only way I could think that you would is if he had a water sprinkler inside his balls. But what are the odds of that?

LadyLove says:

Well, some women are more sensitive to it and swear they feel it… it could definitely be psychological. I have never felt it, but all women are different. Actually, I suppose it’s possible because women go through hormonal changes throughout the month which would leave them more sensitive at times. So it is possible for the same woman to claim she feels it one night and not the other. Not to mention, sometimes men get off harder than others. Sometimes it squirts out like Mount Vesuvius and sometimes it dribbles. I think this calls for an experiment….

Ok Humpers, this is a good one! It does take a little coordinating but if you two can get in the right groove you’ll really enjoy it. This is also a great time to indulge in both of your assholes! Humpers, if you guide her ass up and down on your cock and finger her ass she’ll be in heaven. Let her try to massage your prostate too and see how hard you cum!!

Let us know how it worked!! HappyHumping!

I had no idea a guy could work his cock muscles LOL!!!

I certainly partake in creating a more muscular vagina muscle for my man but I didn’t know there were exercises for you Humpers too!

So here you go, how to get a strong penis…

Kegel exercises are as follows:

Twitching the penis ten times a session at least three times a day

Raising your cock by degrees, as if you were erecting it in stages. Try pulling your cock up to a low stage first, then a medium height, and then to summit. Then let it down again in the reverse sequence.

Ultimate test… hang a tea towel on your penis and keep the towel horizontal for five minutes.

When  you’ve given your penis the Arnold Schwarzenegger workout, give it a try, get back to me!

ps- don’t hurt yourself trying. I don’t want to be responsible for pulling or straining anything in that region!

ladylove says:

There are a few reasons why a woman wouldn’t give head. 1. She could be afraid she’s not good at it. Which, with a little direction from you i’m sure she’d be a porn star at it in no time. 2. She doesn’t like to do it. This you can work at too, do things to make your spunk nicer tasting. Read this “funky spunk”.

All of these problems can be solved by a few things from you. You may call it manipulation, and maybe it is, but what the fuck, it works. First, act shy. Act like you haven’t had head much and are on the fence about it. Acting like you are a porn star already, or that you really enjoy oral sex because you’ve had it so much is BAD BAD BAD! In fact, acting like you are ALL THAT and really experienced only makes someone, especially if they like you, really nervous to live up to your expectations. Secondly, reinforcement. Always, ALWAYS use positive reinforcement to get a girl to do what you want in bed. Don’t push her head down there, don’t flat out say “suck my dick”, just reinforce her. Work up her trust and her ego. If she knows how much she pleases you she’ll eat it up! And believe me, she’ll jump at the opportunity to please you more or to be better at something (like giving head) then anyone else you’ve ever had!

Be sure to tell her how sexy she is, how much you want her, and what she does to you. Once you’ve boosted her ego then go in for the kill. “Oh my God you know what you’d do to me if you ever put that mouth around my cock. I’d probably explode” Something like that. Try it, get back to me!

 Ms Zombie says:

 Well I wish there was a pill to make her do it automatically but brother you got to ask. And I am not saying to go to her randomly and say , “Can you give me head?” What I am saying is see if she has ever given head before. If she hasn’t, more likely than not she is nervous. If she has maybe hint that you enjoy it as well. If she has given you head and has stopped maybe there is something you can do to help. For instance shave if you have a bush, or drink your fruit juices.

Madam Cougalicious says:

Aaron, you horn dog you.  Giving head is an art form that takes time to develop.  If she is as young as you, she will not know what to do with your dick.  That being said, do you want her around your dick if she doesn’t?  Which has me thinking… do you know what you like yet?  If you do, you will need a lot of patience to teach her and win her over.  The act of giving head makes the female feel very vulnerable.  You need to reassure her and this will take time.  I would suggest to start with licking first and as she feels more comfortable, light sucking of the head.  Control yourself though, you do not want to cum in her mouth if she is not ready.  This would scare her off for sure.

This question always springs up when talking to men about sex. My question is, how could we be a site about humping without bringing it up?

 The truth is yes, yes it does, but not necessarily the way you think. The following is my take on size (plus a few outside sources)…

Size matters for different pleasures.

Let me start by pointing out the fact that the ‘average’ dick size is 5.2 inches. That being said, lets continue…

I want to start with anal sex, not just because its the first letter of the alphabet. Anal sex, for example, needs to be done with a larger penis. Most women who haven’t had anal sex, or only had it with smaller dick may disagree.

It makes perfect sense to think that a smaller cock in the ass would be more comfortable. Well, no, its not. Small cocks in the ass just feel like a little turd you want to squeeze out. Sorry for the horrible mental picture but it’s really quite uncomfortable. A larger cock actually gives a woman better anal sex, reaching and stroking her spots (yes, plural) inside her vagina through that thin wall that separates it from the rectum.

Not to say that our Humpers out there with normal to small cocks can’t rock it in the anal sex arena, I’m just stating that this is one spot where size does tend to matter, not talking about skill here, just pure size. Argue amongst yourselves.

Next is for vaginal sex… size matters yet again. Interestingly enough it seems that most women are more comfortable with a smaller cock. Here are some of the more common reasons:

1. The most straight forward reason is that one of the easiest spots on a woman is located near the opening of the vagina. The g-spot. With a smaller cock, this particular spot is hit more times by the head of the penis. Thus, more orgasms. HooAHH! If you are lost when it cums to hitting the g-spot either by finger or by cock, watch this: 

2. Another, deeper reasoning is that statistically men with smaller cocks are better lovers. They have better attitudes toward sex due to their inadequacies about their size. If you really want to get into underlying issues, smaller men tend to go about sex more emotionally. They appreciate every lay they can get due to their own issues of embarrassment, humility, and modesty. They also feel they have to make up for their size in other ways, therefore they do everything and anything to make it enjoyable to their lady.

To throw it out there, statistically smaller men are also less likely to cheat.

In short, they know how to work the FUCK out of what momma gave ’em. Yes, there is the “is it in?” factor that all smaller men fear. But, women only think it if you’re not working your goods. Go in and hump her like a pooch humps a stuffed animal and all you’ll get is asked to pass the nail file from the night stand.

But getting back to it, larger men tend to go into the bedroom with the attitude that they are doing her a favor. Not to say that all men with large cocks are bad lovers, they just haven’t had to work at ensuring their next lay their whole lives. It’s been my experience that men with larger dicks don’t know how to work it at all, they jam it in and out, don’t hit a fucking spot with any kind of alphabetic letter, let alone the ‘G’, and often can’t stay hard for long. But that’s just me.

So, we’ve covered anal and vaginal, but what about oral? Oral is definitely a matter of taste. Each woman has their own preferences when it comes to sucking dick. Personally, I like them all sizes, but if the urethral opening is larger then my eye, it ain’t fitting in my mouth. So sad.