MsZombie says:

Ummm well, with me I let them know. However since I know that some girls… ok most girls, don’t tell you most things maybe you should check out my article on fetishes. It gives some pointers on introducing new idea to the bedroom. Also a way that can help is while having sex just grab her face softly and tap it a couple times, or flat out ask her if you can smack her. Who knows maybe she’ll be the type that likes getting a black eye. And if that is the true MARRY HER. hahah …. just joking.

LadyLove says:

LMAO! Ok, I’m gonna answer this as if it were a serious question so here it goes:

When she’s not asking for it… bad idea.

When she IS asking for it (as in, “smack me in the face”)… have at it.

Naw, unless she’s Courtney Love there’s really no excuse. Don’t smack your woman around or else you’ll end up in jail or havin’ your ass beat by her big brothers. If she’s THAT annoying just get outta dodge. It’s not worth it. Not to mention, some of these ladies are crazy. Smack your bitch and you may end up with a cat-clawed face and a sore groin! oooch!

LadyLove says:

Unless you’re dating a Realdoll, don’t expect her to cope too well with cheating. As if the sneaking, lying, and betraying isn’t bad enough, in this day and age you’re putting her health and well being at risk also. What if you cheat on your lady and bring home an STD? So, not only will you crush her emotionally, but you just gave her something that will effect her for the rest of her life. Bottom line, if you are absolutely set on cheating make sure you wear protection and remember Karma’s a bitch.

As far as women go when it comes to them doing the cheating, I can’t answer that from experience but I assume it is just a need that their man isn’t fulfilling, whether emotionally or physically. If you know your woman is cheating my advice, get out. Trying to patch up a relationship after in infidelity is like trying to spoon out water from a sinking boat.

MsZombie says:

As some one who has been cheated on and has cheated as well, I can tell you cheating normally eats away at you. When I used to cheat it was because I was bored and settling with some one. After a while it just got to me because I was not happy in either relationship and then I would normally break up with the guys at the same time.
On the other hand being cheated on sucks more. I normally just dumped their asses after they came out to me and told me they cheated. There has only been one where I stayed and tried to see if we could make it. I only stayed because of the timing of when it happened. It was still very hard for me to get over and trust him again,  but if you think you can get over it then try. It will always effect a relationship either way. No matter how long you are with that person. Just remember that.

One of the most fun things about sex is when and where to have it. In this particular article, if you haven’t guessed, we’ll be talking about the WHEN to have sex and how it’ll benefit you, your lady, and your insomnia (should you have it). If you’re with a partner who is just as in love with sex as you are, then this can strengthen a relationship and build comradery. It can also improve relationships should you have one that’s going down the shitter. Sex, although we like to dismiss it as not the most important thing about a relationship, can make or break ya… even on the women’s end.

As a woman, I am familiar with what we do best which is deny things to ourselves that we know deep down are true. By that I mean it’s possible a woman may not admit she’s being ignored, or has a dull sex life, or even admit that she cares about such things. She may not admit it, but she knows it. And guaranteed if she ever gets that doting, sensual, and thrilling sex life she never knew she always wanted, she will find happiness and contentment. So, we may not admit it, as we don’t want to seem like perverted sex addicts… but sex IS a lot of everything.

Having said all that, I’ll move on. As mentioned before, I’m totally pissed about this insomnia situation that’s been plaguing me. Instead of sleeping, I’m left laying awake at night and thinking. Part of all the thinking has been about sex. Hey, I own a sex advice column what else am I supposed to think about??? Well, it was during all this new thinking time that it crossed my mind to miss having midnight sex… something awful actually. Midnight sex was always great when I’d find myself unsatisfied with the temperature in the room, the itchiness of the sheets, the constant hamster turning on its wheel in my head. All of it. Sex is the ultimate no brainer. If you want to de-stress and clear the mind of all your worries, sex is the answer. Not to mention with sex your senses rule all and knock that damn furry bitch off the squeaky wheel faster than you can say “Brooke Burke has a bodacious bottom.” Another plus, it also doesn’t hurt that it takes physical movement which will/should knock you right out.

Midnight sex is a great way to solve a multitude of problems. It’ll cure insomnia (I believe), please your partner (and yourself), and keep things spontaneous and passionate in the relationship. I’m not talking about waiting til 2 in the morning to start doing it. Midnight sex is a sleepy and unplanned kind of passionate love making.

"Hi, ya'll! I'm Wanda!"

If you want to try midnight sex then here are some tips from yours truly. You first need to stroke and kiss your partner awake. What I mean by that, gently coax her out of their sleepy realm with soft, caressing touches and gentle kisses all over her body. Don’t, and I stress DO NOT, jump on her, shove your tongue down her throat and start humping her like a damn redneck with a Realdoll named Wanda. That’s just weird. You do actually want your gal conscious when you’re performing the act.

What I HIGHLY recommend, is that midnight sex begin from behind your partner. Gently coax her out of sleep with all those sweet, sensual movement’s we spoke of above. Kissing the back of her neck, down her spine, or around her hip bones will surely bring her out of Dreamy Land and put her in LaLa Land. Hopefully, after a few minutes she’ll start to moan or stir a little bit. If she’s still snoring then replace her Ambien tomorrow night with a Tylenol cuz bitch is one solid sleeper.

But once you’re confident she’s waking up a little, you’ll know this because she may start reciprocating with some grinding or touching of her own, then start to undress the parts you need. Slide your hand to move whatever she’s sleeping in just out of the way enough for you to enter her. I don’t recommend fully undressing her as this will wake her all the way up and that’s not so hot at this point in the hot midnight sex session.

Ok, so she is exposed enough, here is when you gently slide in for some sweet side sex. After a few minutes of slow, rhythmic side sex she’ll definitely be awake. If you’re both into it, stick with it. If things start to get heavy then feel free to mount. The rest is up to you. Just don’t get too lax and forget to use your methods of protection against pregnancy (whether you pull out and pray or wrap it up).

Try the hot midnight sex trick and see if it doesn’t cure your insomnia.

Also, being a temporary insomniac has left me thinking about the few fella’s I’ve dated who #1, only had sex before bed, as if was the glass of warm milk they had to drink to put them to sleep, and #2, only had sex in the bed. If you are one of these Humpers that feel restricted to a sex schedule in the sack, then try to switch it up a bit… babysteps. We’re going to try at first to have hot sex at unconventional times to get you out of that comfort zone and keep some of the passion alive. For right now you can keep it in the sack if that’s where you’re most comfortable but be prepared, once you’ve ditched the sex schedule and you’re a midnight sex god, we’ll be changing up the location!

Try it and get back to me. Happy Humping!

Ms.Zombie says:

Well to me I think it is a little insane that she is getting weird about it, however lots of women are like this. It is an insecurity thing between her and you. She might not feel as attractive as she use to be. Try being a little more lovey-dovey with her to assure her that you are only interested in her. Also talk to her about why she is affected by this relationship. Maybe she is picking up on something that might have passed you by.

Madam Cougalicious says:

Tyson.. Ever heard of a woman’s intuition?  Your wife is picking something up between the two of you.  A better question would be, how important is this friendship to you?  If the answer is very important, you have non-friendly intentions, so be honest with yourself.  If the answer is not important at all, move on.. it’s not worth your marriage. 

 ladylove says:

First of all your wife should be your best friend. If you are not having your friendly needs met by your wife then there are other issues at hand. Find out what they are and work them out. Not to mention, what kind of girl would befriend a married man and not befriend his wife? Consider your ‘just friend’ may be wishing for more because I don’t know a single respectable female who would do that.

In case you didn’t get the memo, most girls have an agenda and are pretty damn manipulative when they want to be…  it should be manditory for all men to watch The Bachelor, then they’d see what women are really like and how they can pretend to be around the poor schmuck they are trying to win over. Be cautious, is this ‘just friend’ worth losing your wife over because I guarantee you will lose her.

When you spoke those vowes you sealed the deal that she’d be your best friend forever… remember? Ditch the bitch or get ready for a one way ticket to divorce town. If you want to fix the problem, introduce them and include your wife in your plans together. Chances are if your ‘just friend’ gets along with you so well, she’d probably get along with your wife too.