Here at Happy Humper we noticed  there was an overwhelming demand for advice on golden showers. We figured, since we are the  place to go for “sex advice for men, “ that I, MsZombie, would continue with the topic.   So now boys since we know what a golden shower is (if you’ve done your homework), the next step is to learn how to [...]

When is it okay to smack your woman around? (Brendan, 39) MsZombie says: Ummm well, with me I let them know. However since I know that some girls… ok most girls, don’t tell you most things maybe you should check out my article on fetishes. It gives some pointers on introducing new idea to the [...]

How do women cope with cheating? When they do the cheating and when they’ve been cheated on? (Stephen, 34)   LadyLove says: Unless you’re dating a Realdoll, don’t expect her to cope too well with cheating. As if the sneaking, lying, and betraying isn’t bad enough, in this day and age you’re putting her health and well [...]

Now I won’t lie, I like being held down alittle, which lead me to write this article. Bondage is one of the most destructive, yet popular fetishes. Why? Well some people like to be in control and others like to be helpless. Now I am not saying I like being helpless all the time but [...]

Here at HappyHumper we find many cures for your ailments through hours of research, surveying poor, unsuspecting members of the public, and/or reflecting on personal experience. Lately, I’ve been plagued with a bout of insomnia and I think I have the cure. Hot midnight sex. One of the most fun things about sex is when [...]