This question always springs up when talking to men about sex. My question is, how could we be a site about humping without bringing it up?

 The truth is yes, yes it does, but not necessarily the way you think. The following is my take on size (plus a few outside sources)…

Size matters for different pleasures.

Let me start by pointing out the fact that the ‘average’ dick size is 5.2 inches. That being said, lets continue…

I want to start with anal sex, not just because its the first letter of the alphabet. Anal sex, for example, needs to be done with a larger penis. Most women who haven’t had anal sex, or only had it with smaller dick may disagree.

It makes perfect sense to think that a smaller cock in the ass would be more comfortable. Well, no, its not. Small cocks in the ass just feel like a little turd you want to squeeze out. Sorry for the horrible mental picture but it’s really quite uncomfortable. A larger cock actually gives a woman better anal sex, reaching and stroking her spots (yes, plural) inside her vagina through that thin wall that separates it from the rectum.

Not to say that our Humpers out there with normal to small cocks can’t rock it in the anal sex arena, I’m just stating that this is one spot where size does tend to matter, not talking about skill here, just pure size. Argue amongst yourselves.

Next is for vaginal sex… size matters yet again. Interestingly enough it seems that most women are more comfortable with a smaller cock. Here are some of the more common reasons:

1. The most straight forward reason is that one of the easiest spots on a woman is located near the opening of the vagina. The g-spot. With a smaller cock, this particular spot is hit more times by the head of the penis. Thus, more orgasms. HooAHH! If you are lost when it cums to hitting the g-spot either by finger or by cock, watch this: 

2. Another, deeper reasoning is that statistically men with smaller cocks are better lovers. They have better attitudes toward sex due to their inadequacies about their size. If you really want to get into underlying issues, smaller men tend to go about sex more emotionally. They appreciate every lay they can get due to their own issues of embarrassment, humility, and modesty. They also feel they have to make up for their size in other ways, therefore they do everything and anything to make it enjoyable to their lady.

To throw it out there, statistically smaller men are also less likely to cheat.

In short, they know how to work the FUCK out of what momma gave ’em. Yes, there is the “is it in?” factor that all smaller men fear. But, women only think it if you’re not working your goods. Go in and hump her like a pooch humps a stuffed animal and all you’ll get is asked to pass the nail file from the night stand.

But getting back to it, larger men tend to go into the bedroom with the attitude that they are doing her a favor. Not to say that all men with large cocks are bad lovers, they just haven’t had to work at ensuring their next lay their whole lives. It’s been my experience that men with larger dicks don’t know how to work it at all, they jam it in and out, don’t hit a fucking spot with any kind of alphabetic letter, let alone the ‘G’, and often can’t stay hard for long. But that’s just me.

So, we’ve covered anal and vaginal, but what about oral? Oral is definitely a matter of taste. Each woman has their own preferences when it comes to sucking dick. Personally, I like them all sizes, but if the urethral opening is larger then my eye, it ain’t fitting in my mouth. So sad.

Now, before you start there might be some things that you can do to make this more enjoyable for her.  For instance, make sure your nails are smooth. We don’t need you boys ripping our vag walls with your un-kept nails. Also lots of lube, the more the better. Slab it on your hand, her ass or pussy, and make sure to get it all over and around your fingers.

When starting fisting know that it will not happen all at once. This is a process. Ripping can occur and that is why I cannot stress enough to take it slow and take signs from her to know when to stop. 

Take one finger and start fingering her. You know you like feeling her wet hole so this should not be an issue. Once you have got her wet enough to take five fingers *now pay close attention this is vital info* slip the knuckles inside and fold your thumb inside your fingers. INSIDE YOUR FINGERS!!!  You do not need to clench your hand down because your hand should form a natural fist.

Boys the only other thing you need to know is if she clenches up stop, and don’t pull out until the contraction stops. You can seriously hurt someone if you pull out mid contract and could damage mussels. If this happens as well it means you have reached your limit so give her a break. She has been a good sport; maybe go down on her to show her your thanks!

“I’ve been trying, unsuccessfully, to get my girlfriend to have anal sex for sometime. For girls who enjoy anal sex, do you let your man finish in you or have him pull out?” (David, 23)

 Ms. Zombie says:
Let’s just say every girl is different and will have their own preference and you should ask her about this. However, personally I do not care. Both have their ups and downs. If you have a condom on, it really doesn’t matter. If you are doing it without a rubber, cumming in the ass is way, way sexier but can leave a sticky mess hours down the line. Pulling out doesn’t get the full experience of the ass tightening up around your cock, but seeing your cum spread over her ass is pretty damn cool. Mr. Zombie once took a pic with his phone after and I have to admit it was hot. I repeat though, ask your chick! She knows better then me.

Lady Love says:
Definitely ask your lady. I’m not talking about sitting her down over coffee and discussing whether or not you’ll cum in her during anal. Timing is everything here. I’m talking about wait until the heat of the moment, when you’re almost ready to burst and in a hot, sexy tone ask her where she wants it. Don’t assume anything because she’s the one who’ll have to deal with the gravitational pull of your cum inside her ass, and believe me, unless she asked for it she wont be too happy. You don’t want to get on her shit list after some good anal, right?

Madam Cougalicious says:
Really?! Try something for me David, stick a cucumber up your ass and then eat it.

If you do, you’re one sick fuck.Might as well join the circus, you freak.

If you don’t or won’t, then don’t ask your lady. The thought to cross contamination comes to mind and not so much for you as for your partner. Some things are better left for gay porn.