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Sex Positions: The boot licker

Lady Love — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:34:19 +0000

Ok Humpers, this is a good one! It does take a little coordinating but if you two can get in the right groove you’ll really enjoy it. This is also a great time to indulge in both of your assholes! Humpers, if you guide her ass up and down on your cock and finger her ass she’ll be in heaven. Let her try to massage your prostate too and see how hard you cum!!

Let us know how it worked!! HappyHumping!

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How to Prep for Anal Sex.

Ms.Zombie — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:23:19 +0000

One of the reasons most girls are scared to try anal is because they think it will hurt. Well it will, but so did popping the cherry and they got over that fear real fast didn’t they. There are some tricks though that will help with the pain and make it easier for you and for her.

First get lots of lube. I can not stress this enough because if you don’t then you can hurt her and she’ll never want you near her ass again. But as I was saying before when doing anything with inserting into ass, lube is a plus. You are also not going to want to go full force into her ass. Just like with fisting*link* you are going to want to start slow and small. Pinkie fingers are great. Pinkie fingers are even better when you are eating her out and you slide one in (Boys this is a great way to introduce it to her) . Believe it or not that is a guarantee for me to cum. After you got a pinkie in you can move to a regular finger, thumb, multiple fingers, dildos and/or anal beads, just please don’t rush her.

Again you will know if you are going to fast cause a) she will hit you and say it hurts or b) her body will clench down. Remember do not pull out till the clench releases or there will be damages.

Now for the girls, in order to make it better for her she can exercise her sphincters. Yes there is an “s” at the end of sphincter because you have two! The inner one is actual 2 to 3 inches in and is the main muscle control. The outer is you butt hole. Now if you start clenching and relaxing the inner muscle you will be able to control those muscle during sex just like you would if you where working any other muscle in your body. You could hold it for 12 seconds really hard and they relax the muscle , then push for 12 second *please note you do not need to push hard, you don’t need to crap anything out or fart to get results, just a slight push*

Lastly I do not advice getting wasted before having anal sex. Having a drink to relax is one thing but please, please do not get drunk, don’t toke, pop pills, snort or shoot anything before! I say this because these are all gonna destroy the bodies sensory system and that means the person will not know it something is being ripped, torn, pulled, or worse, getting a blown out ass hole. Let’s face it this is supposed to be fun but if her inner sphincter is popping out to say hi all the time I am pretty sure you’ll never really want to do it again.

The slow tortoise wins the race and a patient partner gets to play in the ass. Remember those words!

Fisting –You wana Handball?

Ms.Zombie — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:07:27 +0000

Normally when you hear fisting it is in a joke or really hard core porn, but did you know that with a little work you can do it with your girl? True fact! Fisting is technically inserting your whole hand into an ass or pussy. Fisting is not ramming your fist full force into her. This is not a karate movie guys this is suppose to feel good. That means things need to be taken nice and slowly!

Now, before you start there might be some things that you can do to make this more enjoyable for her. For instance, make sure your nails are smooth. We don’t need you boys ripping our vag walls with your un-kept nails. Also lots of lube, the more the better. Slab it on your hand, her ass or pussy, and make sure to get it all over and around your fingers.

When starting fisting know that it will not happen all at once. This is a process. Ripping can occur and that is why I cannot stress enough to take it slow and take signs from her to know when to stop.

Take one finger and start fingering her. You know you like feeling her wet hole so this should not be an issue. Once you have got her wet enough to take five fingers *now pay close attention this is vital info* slip the knuckles inside and fold your thumb inside your fingers. INSIDE YOUR FINGERS!!! You do not need to clench your hand down because your hand should form a natural fist.

Boys the only other thing you need to know is if she clenches up stop, and don’t pull out until the contraction stops. You can seriously hurt someone if you pull out mid contract and could damage mussels. If this happens as well it means you have reached your limit so give her a break. She has been a good sport; maybe go down on her to show her your thanks!

Is it gay if……

Ms.Zombie — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 03:32:35 +0000

Is it gay if…? I hear this all the time and most likely than not I say no. I will be touching on several different topics throughout the months about what is really going on. One thing I think is funny that guys are turned off by is any type of anal play. Immediately if anything tickles their asshole it tightens up and things end. Why is that?

One reason might be because they are scared of something new or it’s a homophobic thing. Either way, relax! Anal play can be a boys best friend too. I am not saying taking a 12 inch dildo and shoving it up your ass raw, but let the fingers graze it, maybe a tongue if she is willing to try that. Some times during sex I like to have him laying diagonal on me that way it lets me play with his balls and his ass a little, and you know what it brings… more stimulation, which equals better orgasm. And let’s face it that is what we are really aiming for.

After you relax a little and you feel comfy with the grazing and licking and rubbing, maybe you’ll realize you want a little more, then a finger can slip in and bam! You got prostate stimulation or the male g-spot. You wanna cum hard? If she, or yourself press upon it while jacking, fucking, or sucking you will cum harder than you have ever in your life. Also try a pocket rocket because also a little vibration never hurts and they are small so you don’t have to worry about stretching your ass out.

Guys there is nothing wrong with ass play! Your chick won’t see you as gay, and you will be in heaven. Just remember the lube!!!