Here at Happy Humper we noticed  there was an overwhelming demand for advice on golden showers. We figured, since we are the  place to go for “sex advice for men, “ that I, MsZombie, would continue with the topic.   So now boys since we know what a golden shower is (if you’ve done your homework), the next step is to learn how to [...]

Now I won’t lie, I like being held down alittle, which lead me to write this article. Bondage is one of the most destructive, yet popular fetishes. Why? Well some people like to be in control and others like to be helpless. Now I am not saying I like being helpless all the time but [...]

Have you ever had a time where things got out of hand and before you knew it someone was trying to force a dildo up your ass and when you said stop, the chick thought you were playing along? Or how bout the spanking that just hurt too damn much but that pesky gag ball was [...]

Here at HappyHumper we find many cures for your ailments through hours of research, surveying poor, unsuspecting members of the public, and/or reflecting on personal experience. Lately, I’ve been plagued with a bout of insomnia and I think I have the cure. Hot midnight sex. One of the most fun things about sex is when [...]

Need to know how to have sex? Have no fear… LadyLove is here to lend a helping hand to all you hardup humper’s out there!! In an attempt to cover the basics and lay the foundation to our work here at HappyHumper.com, I’m embarking on the most painfully simple, yet totally loaded process of explaining one [...]