Of course this starts with communication. If you’re bad at talking about sex over a plate of spaghetti, you can always do some investigative communication in the sack. I’m talking dirty talk people. I know, I know, it’s very intimidating. Trust your humpettes have that covered. We put some good articles on here about how to dish the dirty if you’re a beginner. It may or may not be your thing, and that’s totally fine, but you can use it to find out what’s workin for your lady, and what’s not.

A few examples: “Do you like that?” and “Tell me what you want.” They work great during foreplay and even sex. I suggest you try because here’s what happens. You may not need dirty talk, you may not need foreplay, you may not even need a warm body (just kidding about that last part), but you’re woman may. If you don’t know these things, then you’re needs may be met and her’s may not.

If you’re saying right now, “No big deal, what’s the problem with that?” Uh, you have big problems my friend. They may not exist

"Not right now Mr. Gargoyle, I have a headache."

 now because maybe she’s too polite to turn you down, but rest assured after the honeymoon phase is over she’s gonna start the excuses. Do you really want someone making excuses just to get out of having sex with you? I didn’t think so. Turning your woman on is as important as it gets. Making sure she’s happy, horney, and wanting more is the best thing you can do. It’s a win-win really. She wants it, you get it, and everyone’s happy.

Please don't get us wrong, it's not because we're lazy... sometimes we just like to watch

Back by popular demand: Do Women Like….

Well, this week we’ve had an overwhelming number of masturbation questions so here it is Humpers…. Do women like when you masturbate in front of them? Honestly, I don’t know a single woman who doesn’t get turned on by her man strokin his own shaft. So to answer you question….HELL-tada-YEA!

There aren’t too many secrets here guys, its a huge turn on any way ya look at it. Not only does it tease us, but also shows the more inexperienced gal just what to do (should we not be 100% sure) to pleasure you. Plus the idea of you touching yourself to the sight of us is an incredible turn on all on its own.

So, Humpers, feel free to include some masturbation in your sexy time. Here’s a tip from one of our female readers:

“I love it when a man masturbates in front of me. Especially when he does it and rubs the tip of his penis over my clit before he sticks it in.”

That’s all I got to say about that! Short n sweet!

This lady sure as hell don't like precum!

This is the first of many new articles written by your Humpettes on what women like. Feel free ladies out there reading the site, comment as you will. We are giving you our perspective but keep in mind all women are different…

So, having said all that, do women like precum?

I have to say yes and no….

Ok, there’s two parts to this one (maybe three).

I will venture to say that MOST of the women who LIKE precum like it because they enjoy sex, they enjoy you, and they know what they’re doing.

Personally, I like precum because of a few reasons.

-It’s an indicator that you’re turned on and I’m doing a good job

-It’s a nice lubricant for oral sex, hand jobs, and sex (note here that a gal can get prego from precum so if you’re not protecting yourself via birth control I wouldn’t recommend intercourse).

-It most often doesn’t taste like anything and you can play with it in lots of different ways.

It’s not all on the women though, a big factor in whether or not women will enjoy YOUR precum depends on whether or not it tastes good. The only time I don’t like precum is if it smells, tastes foul, or is really, really thick. Some men have thick precum when they drink a lot of alcohol, do drugs, or eat a lot of protein. Genetics do play a part here, some men are just engineered that way. It’s not a big deal and it’s definitely within your control.  Here are a few ideas for you if you’ve been told it’s not pleasant: Precum Taste.

Which leads me to my second part. What if she DOESN’T like your precum? If she doesn’t like your precum do the ‘test’ and make sure it’s not funky. Smell it, feel the consistency, and (ready for this) do the taste test. Alter your diet a tad then try her again. If it’s not your stanky precum that’s the problem you may find that some girls just plain ol don’t like precum. They don’t like to get sticky, they’re not all that adventurous in bed, and you may have to pester them for sex a lot of the time. It’s not that she’s a prude, she may just not be as sexually experienced as you or other girls you’ve been with.

Ok, so that brings me to yet another part of this question…

So what if you have a gal that doesn’t like your precum and it ain’t because of the taste.

Help explore her sexuality. Do things that she likes; pleasure her as much as you can. By doing this you’re turning sex into a positive, fun, and orgasmic experience for her. This may take a few months of unselfish lovins but I guarantee if you do a lot to please her she’ll want to do the same for you. It will definitely pay off. Also, if you have a chick that’s hard to warm her up, do a lot more to try to turn her on. She may need a little romantic coaxing to get her started. Do whatever it takes to make her WANT sex from you, and don’t take it personally if she doesn’t want it all the time. The worst thing you could do is give her guilt trips or complain she’s not giving you enough sex. This is the opposite of helping your sex life!

Now, once you get her liking and looking forward to sex slowly start to ask her to do things for you. “Can you put it in your mouth for just a little bit,” something like that. Use positive reinforcement to tell her how much you love what she’s doing (even if she’s not doing it exactly right). She’ll start associating your precum with the great job she’s doing and begin liking it. At least, that’s my take on it.

Women out there… feel free to give our Humpers your take on if women like precum, why or why not, and how to get them to like it.

So, here you have this hot ass chick, perfect ten, right out of your dreams… and she doesn’t know what in the world she’s doing? What do you do now???
You first have to consider whether or not it’s you. Have you been sexually active before? Have you gotten compliments in bed before? Would you consider yourself a giving lover? If you’re not a giver you automatically suck. So, are you a giving lover? Consider all these things. Have you given women orgasms before? Do you know how to work whatcha mama gave ya? If you answered yes to all these things you have to consider what comes next.
Secondly, decide if she’s worth trying to tinker with and fix. You could totally fix this, but is she THAT fantastic? Is she hot enough, likeable enough, what have you? If the answer is yes, continue reading (wow this feels like one of those interactive books where you keep making decisions and keep flipping to the pages).
Thirdly, make your action plan. Ok, so it’s not you, it’s definitely her. She fits every standard you have and the only thing about her you don’t care for is her sexy time. Now comes the communication part. If you don’t feel comfortable communicating to her straight, like over spaghetti or something, then do it in bed.

This can be done rather skillfully by way of dirty talk:

- encouraging dirty talk (ie, yes baby right there, suck harder, or keep going just like that)

- imaginative dirty talk (ie, I really want you bent over my sofa or I want you to touch yourself for me)

- or placement (reach over and put her hand on your cock or put her in the positions you want her in).

Women are not mind readers but they are smart. Teach her what you want without letting her know you’re teaching her. If she likes you, she’ll want to please you. Remember this though, the more encouraging, complimentary, and overall obsessed with her body, beauty, and performance you are… the better performance you’ll get out of her. Good lucks!

Emo is not always sexy

I’ll be frankly honest, I hate guys who are too kingly at first. Now if you are in a relationship or long distance I have no problem hearing “I miss you”. If you have only hung out a couple times, are not in a real relationship, or just met, this makes you look kind of sad. It really is a big turn off if a guy says this to me in the first couple months. Maybe it feels like they aren’t strong or maybe  like I’m being rushed into something, either way I don’t like it. There are ways to show her you want to be around her with out saying those three words. 

I might be coming from a different place though than most girls. To update all you humpers, I was in a 3 and a half year relationship and it ended back in May. Now it feels very odd to be single and I am realizing what I like and what I don’t like more and more. So moral of the story, wait a while before you say you miss her. You might scare her away especially if it is said before anything happens. 

Macho is always good, in small bites

Now at the same point if you seem too distant and act too tough you might lose out as well. A woman will only put up with so much. Key word is women. Girls will play along with the games for a long ass time, but some one like us will not. We will entertain your tests and games, but in the end if you don’t crack and tell us what you really want then we will just walk away. 

“Ms. Zombie, then where is the line?” To be honest I would say have fun. Enjoy the person, but make sure they are on the same page. You might enjoy it but them not so much. If you feel you found some one special speak up but know you might get hurt. Dating is nothing that is 100% certainty, trust me on this. You jump into it or half ass it. If you half ass it then it will probably fail. Show her how you feel without looking weak, but don’t build your wall too much or she will give up on you. Women are very tricky. I myself have not figured us out since we are all different. But if I have a break through I will let you all know. 

Let’s talk sex toys and how they can enhance your sex life, shall we?

Whether you’ve pranced gaily down that yellow brick road or not, you’ve most definitely thought about sex toys at some point. Should I get one for my lady? Is it considered gay? Will she think I’m a pervert?

LadyLove’s answers to those questions: Yes – No – Maybe (but what’s so bad about that?!?!).

There are a lot of great toys out there that can do a multitude of things like fulfill your fantasies, help you explore your sexuality, enhance your sex life (or absence of one) and so much more.

Tickle Tickle

Here’s my take. Adding a sex toy will do one of two things. It’ll either enhance your sex life, or you’ll try it and find out it wasn’t your size slipper. If you are relationshipless, adding a sex toy to your masturbation regimen (I know you have one) will pleasure you in place of a companion. DON’T WORRY! You will NOT like it better than having the company of a warm body. If you do, I’m pretty sure you may be disturbed on some other level that I’m not quite prepared to dive into tonight, or you’re going after the wrong kinda gals. Still, whatever tickles your Todo as I always say… actually I don’t think I’ve ever said that.

 If you are in a relationship and want to introduce a sex toy you must do what all us Humpette’s out there preach… communicate. Open communication in a relationship, if nothing else, is most beneficial in the bedroom. Of course, all women are different and need to be approached in creative ways, but hopefully this article will help you assess which type of woman you have and how to handle her.

Speaking of which, it’s only fair that if we’re going to explore how sex toys can enhance your sex life, we’re going to have to talk about the women who love them and the women who’d rather not admit it… and how to approach them about sex toys. When it comes down to it, you can compare most women to some of the characters in the wizard of oz. Observe.

The Dorothy’s: Dorothy was not an adventurer at heart. She would not

wow these guys are scary!

 have left the farm on her own, but she always dreamt of faraway lands (thus the Over the Rainbow song that gets stuck in your head forever)… but, being thrust into an adventure she mustered the courage to prance around a bunch of munchkins in some ugly ass shoes because it meant she’d be able to get back to Kansas.

 Our particular Dorothy is probably a sex toy virgin. She has thought about sex toys (maybe even talked about them with girlfriends), but one thing’s for sure, she’d definitely never have the rubies to go into a sex shop on her own and get one. YET… she’d be willing to try skipping down that yellow brick road if the adventure somehow benefits her.

If your lady is a Dorothy, you have a good chance of getting her to try something if you lead the way. How do you approach this? Buy a toy for her. A MODEST toy! Please don’t whip out the Kong size dong equipped with a lifelike, pubic-haired sack of potatoes. Please.

Go to your local sex shop, or buy from us online, and find something small and discrete, yet very pleasurable. Off the top of my head one of the best things to show her just how awesome adding a sex toy can be, the pocket rocket. It’s small and gentle and can glide into a vaginal or anal opening without traumatizing an area. If you have any questions get online and do some homework or ask the slimy salesman behind the counter what a good starter toy would be. I say slimy because all the slimy salesmen work at sex shops, used car lots, or the midnight shift at Denny’s. Just don’t whip it out to use on her in the back of a used car and then take her to Denny’s after. Ok, I’m getting off topic.

Introduce it to her while you’re both in the ‘mood’ or while you’re getting into foreplay. She’ll be more daring in this state, not to mention stimulated and ready to try just about anything. Remember, she’s only going to go for it if you take the lead. Be confident in your introduction of the toy, be excited about it, and the two of you explore just how much fun it can be.  

Next is our Tinman: The Tinman (or in this case the TinWOman) was known for not having a heart. Well, I see these kinds of women as, dare I say, heartless when it comes to toys. I mean that as, they’re the kind of girls you fear really do like wielding their great big axe (get it, he had an axe.. he he) more than they like having a man around. They have no problem using toys, talking about using toys, or admitting they’ve named all their toys to match favorite celebrities. They have no problems handling big equipment either… ya know, the kind that’ll take out the farm.

If your lady is a Tinman she undoubtedly already has a few toys, YOU just may not know about them yet (everyone else in OZ already does though). This is the kind of woman you can be up front and honest with. Don’t go out and buy her a toy, by this time she’s most likely pretty specific about what she likes. Instead, bring it up after a good romping together while you’re lying in bed winded. And be prepared… she may have some ideas of her own that you’ve never thought of before. Just warnin’ ya. You Humper’s have done a real bang-up job making a reputation for yourselves out in the world as perverts, but let me clue you in on something real quick. Women are just as perverted as men, if not worse, and these Tinman types are big offenders. Be open, as open as you’d want her to be, sex is sex and it’s a beautiful thing if you can explore your limits with someone who wants to help you get there. Also, if you want to bond a little more, offer to go shopping with her for a new toy you can use together. That’ll warm up that heart in no time.

The Scarecrow’s: The Scarecrow was without a brain if memory serves. Well, this chick is close minded to the thought of toys. She is the type of girl who thinks too much to just let herself go and enjoy. She probably views sex toys as perverted and/or unnecessary. Maybe she’s just afraid she’ll like them too much…once you go down some yellow brick roads you may not go back.  

If your lady is a Scarecrow this is my suggestion. Be patient. Scarecrow annoyed the hell out of me during the movie and I’m sure this will be a little trying on your patience… all in good time. Here’s how you’ll manage. If you are using condoms, start this little adventure by using the super-dooper ribbed for her pleasure condoms. Trojan makes some that are amazing and really expensive (soooooo friggin worth it). I believe they are called Ecstacy. Once she’s become undone on a few of those orgasms next time try a vibrating cock ring. Word to the wise, put it on like a regular cock ring and after a few minutes of sex turn that bad boy on! Keep in mind that you’ll be slowly building her toward sex toys WITHOUT her knowledge. Don’t tell her a thing about what you’re doing, just do it. Let her be pleasantly surprised. After she’s come unstuffed a bit (i.e. orgasmed up a storm) she’ll wonder what you did differently. Talk to her as if it is no big deal. “Naw, it’s just a cock ring.” Add no hype and please no convincing monologue… nothing.

After she’s been regularly pleasured by the cock ring, try a pocket rocket or something like a Lingo (vibrating tongue ring). Theres all kinds of things that are smaller and yet extremely pleasurable. Keep in mind the worst thing you can do is talk to her about what you’re doing. She’s dense packed full of moldy straw, she needs to be shown! Once she has the vibration of a toy stimulating her clit simultaneously as she’s being penetrated, she’ll be an enlightened woman.

Unfortunately, this may be as far or as close to using sex toys as you can get with her, but feel it out. If she’s really digging the smallther toys you may want to proceed as you would with the Dorothy and just buy something a little bigger to try next time. Again, bring it to the table as if it’s nothing big. If you do buy an actual toy (modest) to use on her, do it while you are going down on her. She’ll enjoy it for sure and then segue into using it during sex. Know your limits and proceed cautiously.

The Cowardly Lion: The Cowardly Lion had no nerve. He had to be coaxed out of his dwelling into the real world and was led on an extraordinary adventure where he learned he was courageous after all.

If your gal is a Cowardly Lion, I hope you have what it takes to coax this little kitty out of her hole. I believe you have a good chance of getting her to try something if you are sensitive and nurturing about it. How do you approach this? Again, buy a toy for her. A tiny, soft toy that you will have to manually stimulate her with… to show you care. No vibration or bells or whistles she spooks easily and then you’ll have to start the coaxing process all over again.

I do, however, recommend chalking up the evening that you chose to introduce the toy to her, as a loss for you (no expectations are sometimes better), and by that I mean figure you’ll spend most of the evening pleasuring her and possibly not getting off yourself. No pressure but tonight may make or break your chances of getting her into sex toys. So, you’re going to start this midway into some heavy foreplay and WAY before penetration. Best if you are going down on her. Whip out your little emerald (A mini love bullet or mini glass dildo) from its secret hiding place as you’re workin’ it and begin pleasuring her with it. Don’t show it to her, just do it! She too has to be shown and not siked out about it.  When she asks what you’re doing, before you show her what it is (make a game out of it), ask her if she likes it. She’ll no doubt say yes. As soon as she does ask her where she likes it and begin working it around. Once she’s fed into taking pleasure from the piece you can reveal it. She’ll be shocked that she could take pleasure out of such an unthinkable thing and be willing to try more in the future. Start small. As she gets more confident in her own sexuality and how ‘okay’ it is to use toys in bed and get out of that cave she’s been hiding in, the more she’ll be open to trying new things. Bingo-bango.

I hope this article helps you categorize your lady and in doing so aids your plan to introduce a sex toy. Just know that you’ll be doing most of the prancing around and you may run into a witch or two, but eventually all your hard work will pay off.

If you’d like more information about how to purchase sex toys visit www.adameve.com

Top 10 list of what she’s begging you to do and why/how:

 10. Dirty Talk – learn it, love it. Without it, you’re dead in the water… Here’s how to do it: How to Dirty Talk

9. Do naughty things in public – NOT saying you have to go all the way, but while at a friend’s dinner party pull her into a back hallway and make out. Make sure you let her know “yup, can’t have this til you get home”

8. Smack her ass – don’t make her call ya Daddy, but when you’re getting hot and heavy give her a good open handed smack on the ass. One of the best things to do with spanking is after you do it, thrust harder… believe me she’ll get to like a good spanking soon enough!

7. Rough her up during sex – We’re not talking about beating her silly, we’re talking about throwing her up against the wall during sex. Pick her up, take her around the house and fuck her in uncomfortable places. Also, place her body yourself. During sex put her in the positions you want. Don’t wait for her to move, grab her ankles and make it happen.

6. Take what you want – while she’s on the phone or in the middle of doing laundry, sneak up behind her and start undressing her. Another good one is while she’s driving reach over and begin playing with her. Going up her skirt or down her pants without her permission (even better if she resists a little) is hot as hell… as is desiring her so much that you’ll take her anywhere at anytime (Hot midnight sex). I should clarify here that I’m talking about someone who has, and is still having, consensual sex with you… I’m not telling you to take what you want from someone who doesn’t want you. Just thought I should throw that in there.

5. Pull her hair – afraid to grab those locks? Here’s how to do it: How to pull her hair and make her like it. Pulling her hair can add soooo much to a sexual experience please try this one fo sho!

4. Play with her asshole – the asshole is a ‘taboo’ place. Graze it, lick it, tickle it, rub your dick around it or stick a finger in it, whatever you feel comfortable doing, just don’t ignore this incredible passion spot. Just the idea of you touching it could be a turn on to her if she’s never been touched there before.

3. Hold her down – during sex put her arms behind her head and hold them there. Make sure your grip is hard enough to be dominating but not hurtful. You could also experiment with bondage if you feel comfortable (Bondage) just remember to use your safeword and take it easy first time around. Again, just for the psycho’s out there I’ll explain that this should be done with someone who is having consensual sex with you.

2. Tease – don’t always give it up, desire is a wonderful thing. Don’t always give her what she wants right away, tease her. If she says she wants your cock inside her, do everything but. When she’s ready to explode give it to her. If she says she wants to suck your cock pull her hair so she can’t quite get her lips around it. You catch my drift. Just don’t drag it out, give in eventually.

1. Dominate – either while kissing or making love, slide your hand around her neck and gently hold her. Squeeze gently, we’re not talking about erotic asphyxiation here (although some people dig that) I’m just talking about a heavy hand to dominate her.  The neck signifies slavery, enslave her for that evening and see where things go.

Now that you’re a badass in bed, hope you do some damn fine HappyHumping!

If you don’t think dirty talk is important during sex you are seriously missing out. It’s simply one of the best ways to increase both your libidos and improve sex in and out of the bedroom. Learn the language of dirty talk today; go on to have phenomenal sex tomorrow. If you can master this secret language you could easily move to sex god status. Actually, it’s not really a secret. It’s not really a language either, but it is a skill you’ll want to know and reading this article will provide the basics for you (hopefully).

In my experience, I’m amazed at how many guys either don’t talk during sex at all, or attempt dirty talk and fail miserably. Talking dirty to your gal is one of the easiest ways to get her turned on and assists in getting her off faster and easier. Alls ya gotsta do now is learn the lingo.

In my attempt to teach you the basics, I’ll first give you the run down on the “what NOT to do’s.” Unfortunately, guys who try without having a little tutoring first might receive a grade for effort, but most often flunk so pay attention…

Things that may flunk you easily:

NOT talking dirty – your girl may not ask you for it, but no doubt what gets her hot is a little naughty talk. If you want to increase her chances of having an orgasm learn the lingo and use it! Find what works best for the two of you; don’t use some cheeseball porn phrases please.

NOT using the right volume – I know it sounds lame, but I’ve had guys who tried to talk dirty and it may have worked in improving their performance in bed… if I could have heard him. Nothing breaks the mood more than having to ask “What?” Make sure you’re speaking loudly enough for your gal to hear but not to disrupt the neighborhood. Unless that’s your thing.

NOT consistently talking dirty – I find that most guys get lost in their own head when having sex. Maybe they’re thinking of the last night’s Lakers game so they don’t blow premature, but that aside, if you start talking dirty BEWARE she’s gonna like it and want you to continue. Don’t say one or two things and then stop.

NOT saying the right things – This is a big one and it’s totally subjective so I’ve included some helpful phrases below. Of course your lady is completely different and may like it when you slap her and call her a whore, but I haven’t included those types. Also, be sure you’re in tune to what she wants. Stay away from the same phrases over and over. Mix it up a bit and use your imagination… we all know you Humpers out there have them.

Ok, so the thought of talking dirty to your girl probably excites you, but what if you’re afraid to sound like a ‘tard in the process. Have no fear. There is a very simple equation when it comes to dishin’ the dirty talk. Note* aside from the first tip, the others are not in any particular order of importance.

First and most importantly, remember it’s all about her. Her vajayjay comes before your dingdong and you HAVE to make her feel that way. The best performance you’ll get from a woman is if you make her feel desired, lusted after, and absolutely irresistible. In other words, when you’re talking dirty talk about her. Talk about what you want to do to her, what you’ve been thinking about doing to her, what you’re going to do to her, what you want her to do to you, and how she feels doing what she’s doing. Easy right?

Second, ask her yes or no questions, or questions that require short answers. Unless you’re in a long distance relationship, do not ask her for an all out thesis on what she wants to do with your cock. Not necessary. Dirty talk is passionate and spontaneous; let’s not make it more complicated than it needs to be.

Three, be prepared to take the reins. Unless she’s a dirty talk diva, you lead! You are the one who’s going to initiate and carry the two of you through the climax. She may chime in and get just as naughty as you, which would be awesome, but in case she doesn’t just be prepared.

Four, you are turning her on and working her toward a climax, your dirty talk should mirror that as well. Start out with some soft talk (not to be confused with soft volume) and as she’s getting ready to blow make sure you get more and more perverted and/or demanding. Or, you could be really pervy in the beginning to get her going and as the climax comes closer, use more gentle phrases. Whatever works.

Five, listen to what she wants and do it or say it. If she says over brunch one day that her fantasy has always been to get fucked in the bathroom of McDonalds, make sure the next time you two are intimate you talk about what you’ll be doing to her once you get her in the stall at MickyD’s… “First I’m gonna buy some fries then I’m gonna shove them…” just kidding. Or, if she tells you she likes a dominating man consider it permission to be taking the lead. Dominate that shit by making sure your naughty talk follows suit.

Six, don’t assume right off the bat she’s a bonafide pervert like you and the rest of us Humpettes. Alls I’m saying is don’t freak her out right away with the “I wanna rape your little asshole.” Work her into it, k? Also deep, sensual, pervy dirty talk is not what you do on the first rompin’. There are two types of dirty dish. The generic (some things you say to someone you don’t know too well) and the deep dish (to someone you can be as much as a pervert as you want to because you know just what turns them on).

Seven, unless she’s into it, please do not refer to your member as some sort of food object. I only include it because it’s happened. Women do not want to hear you refer to your lil man as a bratwurst or Vienna sausage (I shit you not it’s happened). Unless she’s in Ripley’s Believe It Or Not museum for worlds most obese woman, I’m willing to bet food isn’t turning her on. I’m gonna just end on that note.

A great tip: you may already know from some of my other articles that a GRAND idea is to call or text your gal while she’s away and dish some dirty talk. Doing this while she’s at work or off to buy groceries is a fun way to keep up the momentum of your sex life.

Ok, so the moment you’ve all been waiting for (drum roll please)………………………

After sifting through countless dirty talk websites and books, I found some really great phrases that are easy to remember, generic, and really hot:

Do you like the way that feels?

Use your mouth on me.

You’re so damn gorgeous.

I’m going to control you tonight.

Tell me what you want.

Just lie back and let me make you cum.

You like that, don’t you? You like it when your man fucks you?

I adore how naughty you are.

You taste so good.

Come over here and ride me hard.

No one has ever made me come as hard as you can.

You make me so damn horny, baby!

I want to feel those sweet lips all over me.

Fuck me, right now.

I’m going to lick you and suck you until you cum for me.

Do that some more.

Should I tie you up and make you take it, or are you going to be good?

Don’t you dare come until I say you can.

I’m not finished with you yet

You want this cock inside you?

Do you like the way I fuck you, baby?

I want your pussy all over me

It’s all yours.

I want to watch you touch yourself

I want you to come in my mouth.

You want to feel me come? Touch me right there –

How do I taste?

I love the way you taste.

Better be careful…if you don’t do what I tell you, I might stop.

I’m going to make you come until it hurts.

I like it when you spread your legs and take me in?

Do you want more?

Can you come again? I want some more.

Don’t cum, I’m not finished with you yet.

You want it harder, baby?

Tell me you want me to fuck you.

 Tell me you love my fucking cock

There are a  ton of combinations you could use, just have fun and experiment. On a last note, when things start getting really pervy you may just want to remind your lady that what you say in bed doesn’t reflect how you think of her as a person. Just in case. Alright, I think my job is done here… HappyHumping!

*final note* Something was brought to my attention the other day and it’s totally worth mentioning. Anything including “I want to make you come” may put too much pressure on the situation. Solution to this: use those types of phrases with someone you know how to make come like a longtime girlfriend or fuck buddy. If it is someone you’ve just met or only experienced in bed a few times you may not want to say things like that.