“Do you like to be watched? Does the idea of food play or popping balloons get you going? What about those porno’s you love so much but are so hard to find?

               Taboos fascinate me. I never can get enough of learning what makes people tick and even more so what weird things get people off. What I really, really like though is helping people open up to new ideas, trying new things, and incorporating that special someone into it.

               I joined up with HappyHumper.com to give you guys the upper hand in enjoying your kink. Whether that be getting your girlfriend or boyfriend into anal, your thinking of getting a subincision, or if you wanna know about toys… I got you covered.

               So don’t be scared, enjoy that golden shower! Start up your cock rings! Get ready to enjoy that strap on! THE Ms.Zombie is in! Ask away boys!”

… and if you’d like to enjoy a little more of MsZombie, stop by her blog at: http://mszombie.blogspot.com/

Sex advice from a few cunts….

Us Humpette’s are setting out to give some grade A advice at happyhumper.com. If you’ve got some to give out, contact us at contact@happyhumper.com .We’ve got more than enough room for a few extra cunts around here. We’re looking for women who are willing to penetrate a little deeper into a topic while still entertaining our Humper’s with some raunchy, witty, and all around fun content.

Drop us an email with your name and phone number and one of our Humpette’s will get back to you. Entries must be 200-800 words in length and be informative in nature. We are not here to degrade, condescend, or man hate so sour pusses out there need not apply!

              “Hello Boys!!! The teacher is in. I say it how it is and don’t sugar coat anything. I’ve got all the views you want and need as an “experienced” woman both in age and relations. Specializing in healthy relationship advise and the “what not to-s” of it all.

               Don’t get me wrong, I like it all, but with time have learned the value of mastering the basics. After all, you need a solid foundation to build on. So let’s focus on the prize and get to humping.”

A little humorous, a tad romantic, and always ready give it to you straight up, this little Lady is the co-creator of HappyHumper.com and extremely pleased to be a part of our mission to globalize male sex education…

“To my readers,

               I was inspired to create this site out of my own experiences with sex and relationships. Some of them good, most of the bad, and of course a few that were just plain ugly… but all were for a reason!

               Successful sexual relationships are very basic to maintain and I hope by reading sex education from a women’s perspective, it’ll give you that advantage you may need to have a safe, healthy, and scrumptious sex life!

               And be sure that after you read this site you partake in some damn fine Happy Humping. No need to thank me. ”

Welcome to Happyhumper.com, your one stop for all the raw sex advice a hardup humper could handle. As part of our motto to provide men of the world with estrogen infused sexual advice, we have delicately selected a group of humpettes to offer you objective advice based not only on their own sexual experiences and age brackets, but through online research and self performed survey’s from real women and men. All this to provide a little more pep to your pump with the most well rounded advice we can get our hands on. See our Contact link to learn how you can become part of the process. Now, without further ado, let me introduce you to a few of our very special ladies.

Lady Love

A little humorous, a tad romantic, and always ready give it to you straight up, this little Lady is the co-creator of HappyHumper.com and extremely pleased to be apart of our mission to globalize male sex education…

“To my readers,
I was inspired to create this site out of my own experiences with sex and relationships. Some of them good, most of the bad, and of course a few that were just plain ugly… but all were for a reason! Successful sexual relationships are very basic to maintain and I hope by reading sex education from a women’s perspective, it’ll give you that advantage you may need to have a safe, healthy, and scrumptious sex life! And be sure that after you read this site you partake in some damn fine Happy Humping ”

Read Lady Love’s Articles

Ms. Zombie

Sweet on the eyes and so very sassy, this little Ms. isn’t as innocent as she looks…

“Do you like to be watched? Does the idea of food play or popping balloons get you going? What about those porno’s you love so much but are so hard to find? Taboos fascinate me. I never can get enough of learning what makes people tick and even more so what weird things get people off. What I really, really like though is helping people to open up to new ideas, trying new things, and incorporating that special someone into it. I joined up with HappyHumper.com to give you guys the upper hand in enjoying your kink. Whether that be getting your girlfriend or boyfriend into anal, your thinking of getting a subincision, or you wanna know about toys… I got you covered. So don’t be scared, enjoy that golden shower! Start up your cock rings! Get ready to enjoy that strap on and ask away boys! THE Ms. Zombie is in!”

Read Ms.Zombie’s blog: http://mszombie.blogspot.com/

Read Ms. Zombie’s Articles

Madam Cougalicious

Ripe and ready to let ya have it, this Cougalicious babe will be anything but bland, we promise…

“Hello Boys!!! The teacher is in. I say it how it is and don’t sugar coat anything. I’ve got all the views you want and need as an “experienced” woman both in age and relations. Specializing in healthy relationship advise and the “what not to-s” of it all. Don’t get me wrong, I like it all but with time have learned the value of mastering the basics. After all, you need a solid foundation to build on. So let’s focus on the prize and get to humping.”

Read Madam Cougalicious’ Articles