Thinking about going on that first date without us? Think again, Humper! We’re your gettin’ lucky ladies… your nympho info… your one way ticket to the big brown eye! C’mon, do your homework first, Humpers. Click around a little and take some notes. Just don’t write them on the palm of your hand. And remember, we [...]

Sweet on the eyes and so very sassy, this little Ms. co-creator isn’t as innocent as she looks…                  “Do you like to be watched? Does the idea of food play or popping balloons get you going? What about those porno’s you love so much but are so hard to find?                Taboos fascinate [...]

Sex advice from a few cunts…. Us Humpette’s are setting out to give some grade A advice at happyhumper.com. If you’ve got some to give out, contact us at contact@happyhumper.com .We’ve got more than enough room for a few extra cunts around here. We’re looking for women who are willing to penetrate a little deeper into [...]

Ripe and ready to let ya have it, this Cougalicious babe will be anything but bland, we promise…                 “Hello Boys!!! The teacher is in. I say it how it is and don’t sugar coat anything. I’ve got all the views you want and need as an “experienced” woman both in age and relations. [...]

A little humorous, a tad romantic, and always ready give it to you straight up, this little Lady is the co-creator of HappyHumper.com and extremely pleased to be a part of our mission to globalize male sex education…   “To my readers,                I was inspired to create this site out of my own experiences [...]