Our Spank Bank Chick of The Month: Scarlette Johansson We at HappyHumper.com LOVE Scarlette for her adapability and versatility. We think YOU’LL love her for her sex appeal which is why we’ve included her in our Spank Bank for the month of May. She can be classy, sassy or chic… OR skank her up and you [...]

The Whole/Humper Challenge     Just when you thought it was safe to leave the house  The Challenge: It’s been a running debate among the Humpettes and the men of ManWhole.com, our big brother site, that members of the opposite sex have an easier time picking up potential mates at bars/clubs. The ManWholers strongly believe [...]

This month we’ve chosen Hollywood & Divine’s Kissable Warming Massage Oil as our Product of the Month for March. Your local Fredrick’s of Hollywood should have it for around $12. A small price to pay for a yummy addition to your happy humping! I found this little gem while I was doing some naughty shopping at [...]

Welcome to our Spank Bank! Each month we’re going to be nominating a super sexy celeb for all our Humper’s spank banks! This month we humbly nominate Hayden Panettiere, our super hot, super hero Spank Bank Chick!! We’ve nominated her for several reasons this month. For one, nothings hotter than a busty blonde in cheerleader gear [...]

Each month we’ll be reading a juicy sex book and writing a review. If it sucks, you’ll know about it! If it’ll rock your cock we’ll be the first to spread it. Stay tuned! This month: