Our Spank Bank Chick of the Month: Mayra Veronica The month of July reminds us of many things. Sitting in a leather couch is like sitting to the old-school fly catching tape, it’s not worth the $1.50 you spent on that popcicle because half of it melted onto the ground, and keeping baby powder handy [...]

Our Spank Bank Chick of The Month: Salma Hayek Ok, so as soon as I think Salma Hayek, four things come to mind. First, the movie Desperado with Antonio Banderas, beauty is the best word to describe her in that flick. Second, another Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Til Dawn, starring Quentin Tarantino along side George Clooney. Large [...]

  Our Spank Bank Chick of The Month: Scarlette Johansson We at HappyHumper.com LOVE Scarlette for her adapability and versatility. We think YOU’LL love her for her sex appeal which is why we’ve included her in our Spank Bank for the month of May. She can be classy, sassy or chic… OR skank her up and you [...]

Welcome to our Spank Bank! Each month we’re going to be nominating a super sexy celeb for all our Humper’s spank banks! This month we humbly nominate Hayden Panettiere, our super hot, super hero Spank Bank Chick!! We’ve nominated her for several reasons this month. For one, nothings hotter than a busty blonde in cheerleader gear [...]