September means football has started, both college and professional. The weather is cooling down, in most places. The kiddies are back to school. And what was the best part about going back to school? The end to the three month absence of that one hot teacher you would do naughty things with. And who’s the [...]

Our Spank Bank Chick of the Month: Mayra Veronica The month of July reminds us of many things. Sitting in a leather couch is like sitting to the old-school fly catching tape, it’s not worth the $1.50 you spent on that popcicle because half of it melted onto the ground, and keeping baby powder handy [...]

Our Spank Bank Chick of The Month: Salma Hayek Ok, so as soon as I think Salma Hayek, four things come to mind. First, the movie Desperado with Antonio Banderas, beauty is the best word to describe her in that flick. Second, another Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Til Dawn, starring Quentin Tarantino along side George Clooney. Large [...]

Welcome to our newest column! Inspired by some encouraging, thought provoking, and motivational material we Humpette’s have decided to include (for the benefit of developing you young Humpers out there into mature, sexual creatures) a Hero Of The Month. Each month we’ll hand select who we think offers you the most guidance and post it. June’s Hero [...]

The tongue, an array of muscles and nerves… is the most versatile sex organ we possess. We can touch, taste, and lick with it…. [it] is the instrument that lets us speak many languages, foremost among them the language of love. – Chapter 5 The Tongue is Mightier Than the Sword I read a lot [...]