Top 10 list of what she’s begging you to do and why/how:

 10. Dirty Talk – learn it, love it. Without it, you’re dead in the water… Here’s how to do it: How to Dirty Talk

9. Do naughty things in public – NOT saying you have to go all the way, but while at a friend’s dinner party pull her into a back hallway and make out. Make sure you let her know “yup, can’t have this til you get home”

8. Smack her ass – don’t make her call ya Daddy, but when you’re getting hot and heavy give her a good open handed smack on the ass. One of the best things to do with spanking is after you do it, thrust harder… believe me she’ll get to like a good spanking soon enough!

7. Rough her up during sex – We’re not talking about beating her silly, we’re talking about throwing her up against the wall during sex. Pick her up, take her around the house and fuck her in uncomfortable places. Also, place her body yourself. During sex put her in the positions you want. Don’t wait for her to move, grab her ankles and make it happen.

6. Take what you want – while she’s on the phone or in the middle of doing laundry, sneak up behind her and start undressing her. Another good one is while she’s driving reach over and begin playing with her. Going up her skirt or down her pants without her permission (even better if she resists a little) is hot as hell… as is desiring her so much that you’ll take her anywhere at anytime (Hot midnight sex). I should clarify here that I’m talking about someone who has, and is still having, consensual sex with you… I’m not telling you to take what you want from someone who doesn’t want you. Just thought I should throw that in there.

5. Pull her hair – afraid to grab those locks? Here’s how to do it: How to pull her hair and make her like it. Pulling her hair can add soooo much to a sexual experience please try this one fo sho!

4. Play with her asshole – the asshole is a ‘taboo’ place. Graze it, lick it, tickle it, rub your dick around it or stick a finger in it, whatever you feel comfortable doing, just don’t ignore this incredible passion spot. Just the idea of you touching it could be a turn on to her if she’s never been touched there before.

3. Hold her down – during sex put her arms behind her head and hold them there. Make sure your grip is hard enough to be dominating but not hurtful. You could also experiment with bondage if you feel comfortable (Bondage) just remember to use your safeword and take it easy first time around. Again, just for the psycho’s out there I’ll explain that this should be done with someone who is having consensual sex with you.

2. Tease – don’t always give it up, desire is a wonderful thing. Don’t always give her what she wants right away, tease her. If she says she wants your cock inside her, do everything but. When she’s ready to explode give it to her. If she says she wants to suck your cock pull her hair so she can’t quite get her lips around it. You catch my drift. Just don’t drag it out, give in eventually.

1. Dominate – either while kissing or making love, slide your hand around her neck and gently hold her. Squeeze gently, we’re not talking about erotic asphyxiation here (although some people dig that) I’m just talking about a heavy hand to dominate her.  The neck signifies slavery, enslave her for that evening and see where things go.

Now that you’re a badass in bed, hope you do some damn fine HappyHumping!

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