I hate the fact that blow up dolls either look surprised or like they are trying to take a deep shit. The other day while my fellow humpers/humpettes and I were out, we stopped at a truckers titty bar (that just so happened to have a sex shop in the corner). The selection of toys was ok I guess. [...]

It should not matter how mad you get at your girl, never hit below the belt. Well you should not hit her any ways, but I mean with your words. One way to ruin a relationship is by letting anger get to you and saying the wrong things. When we open up to you, it is because [...]

The three day rule is a stupid one. For those of you who don’t know what the three day rule is, it is when you wait three days to call the girl after the first time she goes on a date with you. A lot of times though it is used after the first time [...]

Driving home tonight I witness a guy trying to pick up a girl by “racing”. Now let me set the mood for you. I’m completely bummin’ it. I have my glasses on, barely any make up, a hoodie and my hair is pulled up in a pony tail. I have a crappy car as well. I am [...]

Boys, here is a giant hint. If you call her and she does not pick up after the third time you called and/or  doesn’t return your call or text, she is not into you. Don’t take it personal, you just where not her thing. I bet you hate it when a chick just wont take [...]