Happy Humper Sex Advice for Men By Women » Sex Positions http://www.happyhumper.com Sex Advice for Men By Women Thu, 03 Feb 2011 16:05:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Sex Positions: The funky monkey http://www.happyhumper.com/2010/03/sex-positions-the-funky-monkey/ http://www.happyhumper.com/2010/03/sex-positions-the-funky-monkey/#comments Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:50:43 +0000 Lady Love http://www.happyhumper.com/?p=326 FUN SHIT!!! This is one of my favorites! Best if used in a playful, quickie-type manner as it does require a lot of effort. Wonderful to slide her around onto counter tops, up against walls, and in tight positions. LOVE IT in public places. If you haven’t tried it, please do. Caution, make sure your girl is the right size… you certainly would feel like an ass if you couldn’t lift her! Also make sure that she is on tight. If you see the picture you’re actually holding onto her feet! Thus, the funky monkey!!!

Happy Humping!!!

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 PLEASE try it and do get back with me! Anxious to hear your thoughts!

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Honestly Humpers, I’ve never tried this one but I’m anxious to hear if you like it.

Happy Humping!!!

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Enjoy, let me know how you liked it! Happy Humping!!

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Ok Humpers, this is a good one! It does take a little coordinating but if you two can get in the right groove you’ll really enjoy it. This is also a great time to indulge in both of your assholes! Humpers, if you guide her ass up and down on your cock and finger her ass she’ll be in heaven. Let her try to massage your prostate too and see how hard you cum!!

Let us know how it worked!! HappyHumping!

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Yup, definately in ladylove’s top ten!

This position allows for you to get her from behind and enjoy being close. I recommend it for makeup sex as it tends to be a more passionate embrace. The position allows you to kiss, twist your fingers in her hair, hold her by her throat, and/or grab her arms behind her back and hold them there as you thrust. It’s also prime for reaching around to play with her tits and clit!

If you ever want to score major points with a new gal, this is great. It shows her you know what your doing and you’re passionate!

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Ahh, one of my favorites!

This is perfect for the chick that loves her oral and is a sucker for teasing :)

Make sure to support her lower back with propped up pillows or even do this at the end of the bed, her head hanging off the side of the bed and you standing above her. Tease her a little, don’t always let her have your cock in her mouth. Just having it dangling above her while a fire brews down below, she’ll be ready to explode!

Warning, if you do allow her to have your cock in her mouth, be careful when thrusting! Not every woman is a deep throat master, so take it easy. Remember, the main purpose of this sexy pose is for her pleasure.

Happy Humping!!

Let us know how you do!!

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Well, you can’t just take all this fabulous knowledge we give you and have no moves to back it up!

We’ll be posting fabulous sex positions a couple times a week.

Your homework, do them and get back to us! Give us your thoughts on them, if they worked, didn’t work, and why… also, did she really like it or was it uncomfortable.

Humpers all around the world are depending on your feedback!

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