I hate the fact that blow up dolls either look surprised or like they are trying to take a deep shit. The other day while my fellow humpers/humpettes and I were out, we stopped at a truckers titty bar (that just so happened to have a sex shop in the corner). The selection of toys was ok I guess. [...]

Want to be a bad boy in bed? Top 10 list of what she’s begging you to do and why/how:  10. Dirty Talk – learn it, love it. Without it, you’re dead in the water… Here’s how to do it: How to Dirty Talk 9. Do naughty things in public – NOT saying you have [...]

It should not matter how mad you get at your girl, never hit below the belt. Well you should not hit her any ways, but I mean with your words. One way to ruin a relationship is by letting anger get to you and saying the wrong things. When we open up to you, it is because [...]

Quick Sex Tip of the Day: Brush Yo’ Grill!  This guy over here is never gonna get layed, BUT I thought I’d write a quick tip to all you Humper’s out there who I love so much. Please brush your grill.  Oral Hygiene is something women look at ALL the time! If you’ve neglected to brush your teeth today, we’ve noticed. [...]

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