Boys, here is a giant hint. If you call her and she does not pick up after the third time you called and/or  doesn’t return your call or text, she is not into you. Don’t take it personal, you just where not her thing. I bet you hate it when a chick just wont take [...]

Here at Happy Humper we noticed  there was an overwhelming demand for advice on golden showers. We figured, since we are the  place to go for “sex advice for men, “ that I, MsZombie, would continue with the topic.   So now boys since we know what a golden shower is (if you’ve done your homework), the next step is to learn how to [...]

Now I won’t lie, I like being held down alittle, which lead me to write this article. Bondage is one of the most destructive, yet popular fetishes. Why? Well some people like to be in control and others like to be helpless. Now I am not saying I like being helpless all the time but [...]

Have you ever had a time where things got out of hand and before you knew it someone was trying to force a dildo up your ass and when you said stop, the chick thought you were playing along? Or how bout the spanking that just hurt too damn much but that pesky gag ball was [...]

Voyeurism dates back to the Bible and is often thought of something as negative. Voyeur, which is “to see”, is the fetish of watching others and gaining sexual pleasure from it. Most of the time the people are unknown and either getting undressed or in the middle of sexual acts. A lot of times people [...]