Welcome to our newest column! Inspired by some encouraging, thought provoking, and motivational material we Humpette’s have decided to include (for the benefit of developing you young Humpers out there into mature, sexual creatures) a Hero Of The Month. Each month we’ll hand select who we think offers you the most guidance and post it. June’s Hero [...]

“I really like to go down on my woman but she doesn’t like it. How do I do it better? Is it normal to like doing it more than she likes receiving it?” (Dave, 35)  MsZombie says: Some women get super nervous about a guy going down on them. A lot of times it  has [...]

“I slept with my girlfriend’s sister. What the fuck do I do? Should I tell my girlfriend or should I just let it go. We both agreed to never say anything to my girlfriend but I feel awful” (Travis, 21)  MsZombie says: First off it was kinda messed up that you slept with her sister. [...]

*We did not make these up, we just thought they were hysterical* 150 Ways To Say Vagina vagina, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, hole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher’s mitt, muff, roast beef [...]

How much masturbation do you consider too much? I blow like no less than 3 times a day. Is that too much?”   MsZombie says: Really I believe there is nothing wrong with masturbation or how much you do it as long as it is not fucking up your day. If you are board, lonely [...]