About Us

A helping hand for the hardup humpers

Happy Humper is a site dedicated to answering all those hard questions that come up during intercourse. If your girlfriends vagina could talk, it may just tell you what we have to say. So pay attention! Shit, take notes if you have to.

Just don’t get the pen all sticky!

We are your only resource for free sex advice from an unbiased and experienced member of the opposite sex. Your own private secret weapon… well, the other private secret weapon you have. Our promise, to educate our male counterparts with accurate, objective, and estrogen infused sexual advice and information. Stick with us and she’ll be screaming your name in no time… for real this time.

A warning: Although, at times, upon reading this you may want to vote our vagina’s for sainthood for putting together such a rare informative gem, but be advised we’re doing this for selfish reasons. All women around the world deserve to have great lovers and, well, sometimes you guys just don’t hit the spot. Nice ass, great personality, sweet.. Uh, smile… don’t know what the fuck to do with my clit! Not a good combo. But rest easy, we’re here to help! The better we make you, the better you’ll satisfy them, the happier we’ll all be. See, its as easy as that girl from algebra class who never wore underwear and referred to herself as scratch ‘n sniff.

Come, all humper’s alike, ask what you will. No question is too risqué, offbeat, or raunchy. Bring it on, we don’t blush easily. Although, you may be after you read our response.

Our mission, to turn all men into the worlds Happy Humpers!