Sex Toys

Dildos, Vibrators, Sex Toys… OH MY!!!

Let’s talk sex toys and how they can enhance your sex life, shall we?

Whether you’ve pranced gaily down that yellow brick road or not, you’ve most definitely thought about sex toys at some point. Should I get one for my lady? Is it considered gay? Will she think I’m a pervert?

LadyLove’s answers to those questions: Yes – No – Maybe (but what’s so bad about that?!?!).

There are a lot of great toys out there that can do a multitude of things like fulfill your fantasies, help you explore your sexuality, enhance your sex life (or absence of one) and so much more.

Here’s my take. Adding a sex toy will do one of two things. It’ll either enhance your sex life, or you’ll try it and find out it wasn’t your size slipper. If you are relationshipless, adding a sex toy to your masturbation regimen (I know you have one) will pleasure you in place of a companion. DON’T WORRY! You will NOT like it better than having the company of a warm body. If you do, I’m pretty sure you may be disturbed on some other level that I’m not quite prepared to dive into tonight, or you’re going after the wrong kinda gals. Still, whatever tickles your Todo as I always say… actually I don’t think I’ve ever said that.

 If you are in a relationship and want to introduce a sex toy you must do what all us Humpette’s out there preach… communicate. Open communication in a relationship, if nothing else, is most beneficial in the bedroom. Of course, all women are different and need to be approached in creative ways, but hopefully this article will help you assess which type of woman you have and how to handle her.

Speaking of which, it’s only fair that if we’re going to explore how sex toys can enhance your sex life, we’re going to have to talk about the women who love them and the women who’d rather not admit it… and how to approach them about sex toys. When it comes down to it, you can compare most women to some of the characters in the wizard of oz. Observe.

The Dorothy’s: Dorothy was not an adventurer at heart. She would not

 have left the farm on her own, but she always dreamt of faraway lands (thus the Over the Rainbow song that gets stuck in your head forever)… but, being thrust into an adventure she mustered the courage to prance around a bunch of munchkins in some ugly ass shoes because it meant she’d be able to get back to Kansas.

 Our particular Dorothy is probably a sex toy virgin. She has thought about sex toys (maybe even talked about them with girlfriends), but one thing’s for sure, she’d definitely never have the rubies to go into a sex shop on her own and get one. YET… she’d be willing to try skipping down that yellow brick road if the adventure somehow benefits her.

If your lady is a Dorothy, you have a good chance of getting her to try something if you lead the way. How do you approach this? Buy a toy for her. A MODEST toy! Please don’t whip out the Kong size dong equipped with a lifelike, pubic-haired sack of potatoes. Please.

Go to your local sex shop, or buy from us online, and find something small and discrete, yet very pleasurable. Off the top of my head one of the best things to show her just how awesome adding a sex toy can be, the pocket rocket. It’s small and gentle and can glide into a vaginal or anal opening without traumatizing an area. If you have any questions get online and do some homework or ask the slimy salesman behind the counter what a good starter toy would be. I say slimy because all the slimy salesmen work at sex shops, used car lots, or the midnight shift at Denny’s. Just don’t whip it out to use on her in the back of a used car and then take her to Denny’s after. Ok, I’m getting off topic.

Introduce it to her while you’re both in the ‘mood’ or while you’re getting into foreplay. She’ll be more daring in this state, not to mention stimulated and ready to try just about anything. Remember, she’s only going to go for it if you take the lead. Be confident in your introduction of the toy, be excited about it, and the two of you explore just how much fun it can be.  

Next is our Tinman: The Tinman (or in this case the TinWOman) was known for not having a heart. Well, I see these kinds of women as, dare I say, heartless when it comes to toys. I mean that as, they’re the kind of girls you fear really do like wielding their great big axe (get it, he had an axe.. he he) more than they like having a man around. They have no problem using toys, talking about using toys, or admitting they’ve named all their toys to match favorite celebrities. They have no problems handling big equipment either… ya know, the kind that’ll take out the farm.

If your lady is a Tinman she undoubtedly already has a few toys, YOU just may not know about them yet (everyone else in OZ already does though). This is the kind of woman you can be up front and honest with. Don’t go out and buy her a toy, by this time she’s most likely pretty specific about what she likes. Instead, bring it up after a good romping together while you’re lying in bed winded. And be prepared… she may have some ideas of her own that you’ve never thought of before. Just warnin’ ya. You Humper’s have done a real bang-up job making a reputation for yourselves out in the world as perverts, but let me clue you in on something real quick. Women are just as perverted as men, if not worse, and these Tinman types are big offenders. Be open, as open as you’d want her to be, sex is sex and it’s a beautiful thing if you can explore your limits with someone who wants to help you get there. Also, if you want to bond a little more, offer to go shopping with her for a new toy you can use together. That’ll warm up that heart in no time.

The Scarecrow’s: The Scarecrow was without a brain if memory serves. Well, this chick is close minded to the thought of toys. She is the type of girl who thinks too much to just let herself go and enjoy. She probably views sex toys as perverted and/or unnecessary. Maybe she’s just afraid she’ll like them too much…once you go down some yellow brick roads you may not go back.  

If your lady is a Scarecrow this is my suggestion. Be patient. Scarecrow annoyed the hell out of me during the movie and I’m sure this will be a little trying on your patience… all in good time. Here’s how you’ll manage. If you are using condoms, start this little adventure by using the super-dooper ribbed for her pleasure condoms. Trojan makes some that are amazing and really expensive (soooooo friggin worth it). I believe they are called Ecstacy. Once she’s become undone on a few of those orgasms next time try a vibrating cock ring. Word to the wise, put it on like a regular cock ring and after a few minutes of sex turn that bad boy on! Keep in mind that you’ll be slowly building her toward sex toys WITHOUT her knowledge. Don’t tell her a thing about what you’re doing, just do it. Let her be pleasantly surprised. After she’s come unstuffed a bit (i.e. orgasmed up a storm) she’ll wonder what you did differently. Talk to her as if it is no big deal. “Naw, it’s just a cock ring.” Add no hype and please no convincing monologue… nothing.

After she’s been regularly pleasured by the cock ring, try a pocket rocket or something like a Lingo (vibrating tongue ring). Theres all kinds of things that are smaller and yet extremely pleasurable. Keep in mind the worst thing you can do is talk to her about what you’re doing. She’s dense packed full of moldy straw, she needs to be shown! Once she has the vibration of a toy stimulating her clit simultaneously as she’s being penetrated, she’ll be an enlightened woman.

Unfortunately, this may be as far or as close to using sex toys as you can get with her, but feel it out. If she’s really digging the smallther toys you may want to proceed as you would with the Dorothy and just buy something a little bigger to try next time. Again, bring it to the table as if it’s nothing big. If you do buy an actual toy (modest) to use on her, do it while you are going down on her. She’ll enjoy it for sure and then segue into using it during sex. Know your limits and proceed cautiously.

The Cowardly Lion: The Cowardly Lion had no nerve. He had to be coaxed out of his dwelling into the real world and was led on an extraordinary adventure where he learned he was courageous after all.

If your gal is a Cowardly Lion, I hope you have what it takes to coax this little kitty out of her hole. I believe you have a good chance of getting her to try something if you are sensitive and nurturing about it. How do you approach this? Again, buy a toy for her. A tiny, soft toy that you will have to manually stimulate her with… to show you care. No vibration or bells or whistles she spooks easily and then you’ll have to start the coaxing process all over again.

I do, however, recommend chalking up the evening that you chose to introduce the toy to her, as a loss for you (no expectations are sometimes better), and by that I mean figure you’ll spend most of the evening pleasuring her and possibly not getting off yourself. No pressure but tonight may make or break your chances of getting her into sex toys. So, you’re going to start this midway into some heavy foreplay and WAY before penetration. Best if you are going down on her. Whip out your little emerald (A mini love bullet or mini glass dildo) from its secret hiding place as you’re workin’ it and begin pleasuring her with it. Don’t show it to her, just do it! She too has to be shown and not siked out about it.  When she asks what you’re doing, before you show her what it is (make a game out of it), ask her if she likes it. She’ll no doubt say yes. As soon as she does ask her where she likes it and begin working it around. Once she’s fed into taking pleasure from the piece you can reveal it. She’ll be shocked that she could take pleasure out of such an unthinkable thing and be willing to try more in the future. Start small. As she gets more confident in her own sexuality and how ‘okay’ it is to use toys in bed and get out of that cave she’s been hiding in, the more she’ll be open to trying new things. Bingo-bango.

I hope this article helps you categorize your lady and in doing so aids your plan to introduce a sex toy. Just know that you’ll be doing most of the prancing around and you may run into a witch or two, but eventually all your hard work will pay off.

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