Mayra Veronica: God Bless America
Our Spank Bank Chick of the Month:
Mayra Veronica
The month of July reminds us of many things. Sitting in a leather couch is like sitting to the old-school fly catching tape, it’s not worth the $1.50 you spent on that popcicle because half of it melted onto the ground, and keeping baby powder handy is muy importante.
But the first week of July reminds us, even with recent struggles, how awesome this country is. It’s also a time to remember those who make the sacrifices to make sure our independence is preserved and kept sacred.
It’s at those time, for those individuals, that it’s important to maintain a quality spank bank. Well fellas, let me introduce you to the hottest pin-up girl that is hitting the middle east harder then car-bombs. Mayra Veronica may be cuban-born, but she has put ample amounts of time and energy into lifting the spirits of our military members on numerous USO tours.
With all that aside, she’s a bombshell. She was voted of one the Top 100 sexiest women, by FHM, and has been featured in countless commercials. Did I mention she’s really freakin’ hot? Definitely worth a google or two. To the men, and lesbians, that are serving in our armed forces overseas, left with nothing but a magazine, a bottle of Jergens, and that “sock,” we here at HappyHumper.com salute you. Of course we salute with our left hand, because our right hand is kinda busy right now.
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