Salma Hayek: MILF!
Our Spank Bank Chick of The Month:
Salma Hayek
Ok, so as soon as I think Salma Hayek, four things come to mind. First, the movie Desperado with Antonio Banderas, beauty is the best word to describe her in that flick. Second, another Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Til Dawn, starring Quentin Tarantino along side George Clooney. Large boner is the best way to describe my reaction to watching her strip-dance in that movie. Third, loving the fact that she still looked hot as hell even when she gained the baby-weight. Although, that may be a biased opinion because I like ‘em thick, if you know what I’m sayin’. You know, YOU KNOW! Yeah, ok. And fourth, I will always wear a rubber when I’m fuckin’ celebs cause now that crazy bitch won’t stop callin’ me for child support. I love ya Salma, and you’re fine as hell, but I want a blood test first. I aint no sucka. Anyways, Salma, Ms. Hayek if your nasty, has stood strong against the test of time (you know, pot-belly, saggy boobs, droopy ass, wrinkles, busted toes) and continues to light up a room with her only-the-gods-could-have-created-this-chick physique and charm. For that reason, we salute you. Let’s make another baby Salma, you’re still beautiful with a lil’ extra cushion and I’ll still be spankin’ it even if it looks like you’re gonna give birth to a baby whale. Plus pregnant-Salma has retarded-huge boobies! Spank Bank, count it!
