MsZombie’s thought of the Day

I hate the fact that blow up dolls either look surprised or like they are trying to take a deep shit.

The other day while my fellow humpers/humpettes and I were out, we stopped at a truckers titty bar (that just so happened to have a sex shop in the corner). The selection of toys was ok I guess. However I couldn’t help but notice in the corner there was a large box with a face in it.  As it was, it looked like an angry Steven Tyler. It was fucking scary! How people get off to looking at a face like that is what gets me. Plus why spend all that time into blowing something up, fucking it, cleaning it out, and then deflating it. I would rather use my hand in that case. If you have ever used one of these dolls I would love to hear from you and what your experience was like. Email me at Mszombiehhh@gmail.com