Dominance vs. Controlling   So you’re having trouble with your gal pal? She wants you to be more take charge, but the more you try and keep tabs on things, the more she says you’re a controlling asshole. Sound familiar? Well, maybe not ALL of you are experiencing these particular circumstances, but no doubt it [...]

Our Spank Bank Chick of The Month: Salma Hayek Ok, so as soon as I think Salma Hayek, four things come to mind. First, the movie Desperado with Antonio Banderas, beauty is the best word to describe her in that flick. Second, another Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Til Dawn, starring Quentin Tarantino along side George Clooney. Large [...]

Sex Tip Of The Day:   Hi Humpers, I’m back!!! I do have a great sex tip for you fella’s out there. It happened the other day and I enjoyed it very much and thought I’d share. See how thoughtful I am : ) Just playin. So anyway, I was kissing and enjoying myself quite [...]

Welcome to our newest column! Inspired by some encouraging, thought provoking, and motivational material we Humpette’s have decided to include (for the benefit of developing you young Humpers out there into mature, sexual creatures) a Hero Of The Month. Each month we’ll hand select who we think offers you the most guidance and post it. June’s Hero [...]

I hate the fact that blow up dolls either look surprised or like they are trying to take a deep shit. The other day while my fellow humpers/humpettes and I were out, we stopped at a truckers titty bar (that just so happened to have a sex shop in the corner). The selection of toys was ok I guess. [...]