SEX TIP: Oral Hygiene

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Quick Sex Tip of the Day: Brush Yo’ Grill! 

This guy over here is never gonna get layed, BUT I thought I’d write a quick tip to all you Humper’s out there who I love so much. Please brush your grill.

 Oral Hygiene is something women look at ALL the time! If you’ve neglected to brush your teeth today, we’ve noticed. Keeping good oral hygiene is not only important for your own well being, but not taking care of your pearly whites could cause problems for your girlfriend as well. Think about how much bacteria is in your mouth. Now, don’t clean it properly, let it furment… now, you go down on her… YUM!!!

Let’s not forget you probably use your spit for lubrication when you’re playing with her or possibly during sex… mmm, nothin like a good dose of bacteria to stick in your twat! You just turned your penis into a yuck flavored popsicle. Women are prone to urinary tract infections as well as yeast infections and a ton of other stuff so keep her vajayjay healthy. I promise you’ll have more sex if the girly parts are all in working condition!

Not to mention, your stinky breath will not be a turn on when she kisses you.

Keep ’em clean! happyhumping!