The Whole/Humper Challenge

The Whole/Humper Challenge

 

 

Just when you thought it was safe to leave the house

 The Challenge:

It’s been a running debate among the Humpettes and the men of ManWhole.com, our big brother site, that members of the opposite sex have an easier time picking up potential mates at bars/clubs. The ManWholers strongly believe that women have the advantage when it comes to picking up guys. The Humpettes disagree and wish to challenge their fellow writers to a duel. The Humpettes believe the ManWholers will not only be picking up more chicks, but will have an easier time doing it.

 

Challengers:

Manwholers (manwhole.com)

                                    vs.

Humpettes (happyhumper.com)

The Rules:

1.  Opposite teams have the final say on wardrobe and pseudonyms names for each participant i.e. the Humpettes will give the final okay on what the Manwholers are wearing and what they’ll be referring to themselves as and vice versa.No physical or verbal sabotage can be used to ruin ones chances of potentially picking up a date i.e. each participant has to genuinely try to pick up the guy/gal. NO CHEATING, No spilling the beans, and no sitting in the corner like a lump on a log.
2. Both Challengers will agree on the night, a group of 3 neutral places, and amount of time allotted for the experiment per each place. Each club/bar should only be worked a maximum of an hour and under the supervision of the other challenger (Humpettes can’t go out one night and claim they couldn’t get numbers, it all has to be done on the same evening). In that hour the Manwholers and Humpettes must collect all numbers from poor unsuspecting club goers and bring them to a neutral person.
3. The team mates may hunt in packs. For example, LadyLove and MsZombie can hit on a group of guys together and same goes for Manwholers.
4. Challengers can pretend they do not know each other while in the game but if given the opportunity they can coax, persuade, and talk to members of the unsuspecting public if it means it’ll help their opponent get a phone number. Ultimately it will be only proving their point that the opposite sex has better chances… otherwise known as playing dirty. *insert sinister laughter here*
5. Once in a club/bar the challengers may choose to sit, stand, dance, mingle or whatever, but cannot opt to do only one thing all night. For example, you cannot just sit at the bar all night and watch sports and say I couldn’t pick up a chick.
6. Anything goes. Unsuspecting club/bar goers can be any mix of ethnicity or age but must be a member of the opposite sex. We’ll save our gay pickup challenge for another date.

 

The Showdown:

 

Tampa, Florida. The weekend of April 10th.

 

Give us your vote!

And don’t just vote for us Humpette’s because we’re always right

 

5 Responses to “The Whole/Humper Challenge”

1. Zach says:

   April 1, 2010 at 7:01 pm

   Has it been a running debate? Or has Lady Love just disagreed with everyone on the planet?
2. Lady Love says:

   April 1, 2010 at 7:17 pm

   both And MsZombie agrees with me completely! It’s on!
3. Miss Zombie says:

   April 3, 2010 at 3:37 pm

   I fully agree with Love on this one … sorry Zack
4. Lady Love says:

   April 4, 2010 at 4:50 am

   girls rule and boys drool!
5. stinkerpotpie says:

   April 9, 2010 at 3:45 am

   DUDE!!! You guys are gonna get smoked… that’s the Humpettes i mean. Girls have the advantage… sorry hotness but its true!