Golden Shower Help

Here at Happy Humper we noticed  there was an overwhelming demand for advice on golden showers. We figured, since we are the  place to go for “sex advice for men, “ that I, MsZombie, would continue with the topic.

 

So now boys since we know what a golden shower is (if you’ve done your homework), the next step is to learn how to do it successfully. Here are the steps on how to do it correctly:

Step 1: Pee on your bitch (or lady, whatever the mood of the night is)

 

And that is really it. Then why would I write an article if it is that easy? There are two thing that people need to know besides peeing on her. The variety of this fetish is based on how and where you are doing it. Position can change the game up completely. Guys are lucky because you just have to aim your penis and your golden. Get it! Golden… golden shower…. never mind. Depending on how good your aim is you could probably even pull it off in a handstand ( Warning :you might get piss in your face though). If it is your woman who is doing the showering try her squatting her over your chest, pussy facing you. This makes it easier to watch. Or, you can have her stand directly over you as well and achieve the same effect.

 

Play around and find out what works for you. Finding the right position will also be determined on where you want the piss. For instance, the position for the girl I wrote about above is great if you want it on you upper chest and shoulder areas, but some people don’t want it there. You might want it on you legs, back or even mouth. Experiment and make it a game with your partner. Just know there is one place you should never ever pee on… her snatch.  If you do just expect the bitching and moaning to go on until her infection clears up, but i doubt you would want to deal with that.

 

So to wrap it up:

1. Figure out where to pee

2. Find your position

3. Have fun

4. Don’t pee in her baby makin hole.

 

Ta-da and you are now on your way to be a pro in the art of water sports.

Happy humping!

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