“What are the most erotic non-erotic zones? IE earlobe, back of the knee…”(Jay, 23)   LadyLove says: Everyone is different so be sure to ask your lady, but if you’re trying to impress a new gal here are a few for-sure spots to hit. Small of the back (tramp stamp region), back of the neck, [...]

“I’ve heard that women are better at kissing (ie woman on woman)? Is this true? If so how do we compete, emulate?” (Kevin, 20)   MsZombie says: I would not say better, just different. The main difference to me is that normally women are softer and men are more aggressive. Let me go into this [...]

Here at Happy Humper we noticed  there was an overwhelming demand for advice on golden showers. We figured, since we are the  place to go for “sex advice for men, “ that I, MsZombie, would continue with the topic.   So now boys since we know what a golden shower is (if you’ve done your homework), the next step is to learn how to [...]

When is it okay to smack your woman around? (Brendan, 39) MsZombie says: Ummm well, with me I let them know. However since I know that some girls… ok most girls, don’t tell you most things maybe you should check out my article on fetishes. It gives some pointers on introducing new idea to the [...]

How do women cope with cheating? When they do the cheating and when they’ve been cheated on? (Stephen, 34)   LadyLove says: Unless you’re dating a Realdoll, don’t expect her to cope too well with cheating. As if the sneaking, lying, and betraying isn’t bad enough, in this day and age you’re putting her health and well [...]