Funky Spunk How To Make Your Semen Taste Good
After receiving a question from one of our humpers about a pill that makes your cock taste like a Daniel Craig fruit pop I did a little digging. In my own experience I have found most guys taste a little off sometimes and quite pleasant other times. To be all “Lady SmartyPants” I researched a few of my theories on spunk and turned out to be right about most things.
First thing though, knowing what your spunk is made of may help, so I provided a basic list:
protein, ammonia, ascorbic acid citric acid, fructose, sodium, chloride, phosphates, calcium, carbon dioxide, cholesterol, prostaglandins, creatine, and other substances produced by the body… Yummy!
When trying to sweeten your spunk keep in mind, semen and sperm are secretions of the body, just like sweat and saliva. As such, they are directly affected by what you put in your body, therefore, poor diet = poor girl who has to swallow! Also remember, not only can your spunk be funky tasting, it can also have an odor. In my experience (and backed up by my research) factors that contribute to funky spunk are as follows: alcohol, caffeine, coffee, carbonated beverages, artificial sweeteners, high protein diets, coffee, poor hygiene, dehydration, cigarettes, recreational drugs (big yuck!), junk food, a lot of dairy, spicy foods (remember how your sweat smells after a night of chicken curry), and I just learned that “vegetables like asparagus, onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and vegetables from the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, kale all tend to make semen taste bitter too.”
Nothing like denying yourself all the wonderful things in life! Do everything in moderation and I’m sure you’ll be fine. Having a lot of experience with heavy drinkers makes me definitely underline the alcohol bit so unless she’s as drunk as you, or you don‘t give a shit, don’t let her taste that salt lick.
Some of the best things to change in your diet to sweeten up your boys:
Drink more juice and eat good food!
Here’s something you might not know. It seems that, gaunt as they appear, our vegetarian bro’s have better tasting semen then the rest of you. It is a direct result of their water consumption (advised at least 2 liters a day), juice drinking, and veggie loving that makes their man juice so easy on the taste buds.
The most common dietary change I came across was eating or drinking pineapple juice! Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also very good, “as they make the body’s pH more acidic, which helps to counteract the alkalinity of semen which gives it its salty, bleach taste.”
Bottom line, all fruits juices and fruits have high sugar content, so make sure you eat and drink plenty if you want a happy humpette to swallow.
Other foods that’ll help:
Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery due to their high chlorophyll
Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon
In the event that the pill doesn’t work, we hope to have given you some other options. Hopefully the word of mouth will spread on the funky spunk epidemic! Happy Humping!
source: http://ezinearticles.com/?Semen-Taste-How-To-Get-Better-Tasting-Sperm&id=238558
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