Browsing » March 2010

We want to come!!!

Thinking about going on that first date without us? Think again, Humper! We’re your gettin’ lucky ladies… your nympho info… your one way ticket to the big brown eye! C’mon, do your homework first, Humpers. Click around a little and take some notes. Just don’t write them on the palm of your hand. And remember, we [...]

Humpette MsZombie

Sweet on the eyes and so very sassy, this little Ms. co-creator isn’t as innocent as she looks…                  “Do you like to be watched? Does the idea of food play or popping balloons get you going? What about those porno’s you love so much but are so hard to find?                Taboos fascinate [...]

Insomnia Cure: Hot Midnight Sex

Insomnia Cure: Hot Midnight Sex

Here at HappyHumper we find many cures for your ailments through hours of research, surveying poor, unsuspecting members of the public, and/or reflecting on personal experience. Lately, I’ve been plagued with a bout of insomnia and I think I have the cure. Hot midnight sex. One of the most fun things about sex is when [...]

How to Have Sex: Part One

How to Have Sex: Part One

Need to know how to have sex? Have no fear… LadyLove is here to lend a helping hand to all you hardup humper’s out there!! In an attempt to cover the basics and lay the foundation to our work here at HappyHumper.com, I’m embarking on the most painfully simple, yet totally loaded process of explaining one [...]

Excessive Pre-cum

Excessive Pre-cum

 ”Ok so I have a problem. I have a lot of pre-cum while having sex. My partner doesn’t like giving me oral because of it. This totally sucks and is causing a lot of strain in our relationship. Anytime I am sexually excited or even when my penis is erect at night my pre-cum flows [...]

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