Relationships: Listening to your lady

Listening: Not in the Male DNA.

Let’s be real…

Women are from Earth and so are men. Communication is the galaxy that separates us.

Men believe if they lay the pipe down correctly, there should be no other concerns. While plumbing is very important to any structure, it does not make or break a relationship for a woman as she will use an outhouse if necessary.

Guys, you really don’t want your women stepping out to use an outhouse.

First you must determine if you have a whiney biatch or a real woman. Please take the whiney biatch test below:

1. Did she whine, nag, complain, etc. about the same thing at least 10 or more times in the last 24 hours? If yes, get out now.

2. Not only did she whine, nag, complain, etc. but there was brain damaging drama as well? If yes, what the hell are you still doing with this biatch?

3. Has she hung up on you at work if you did not address her whine, nag, complain, etc.? Really dude, you must be a glutton for punishment if you are still with this biatch.

4. Called or texted you more than ten times during the day without you responding to said whine, nag, complain, etc.? You are pussy whipped if you are still with this biatch!!!

If you answered no to all the questions above, you have a real woman. Said women will communicate their concerns to you in a non brain damaging manner. Please reward those that actually communicate by listening, no really… LISTEN!!!

Turn off the Blah Blah meter and actually LISTEN.

If you don’t then you encourage the biatches that want their men to have a crystal balls and read their thoughts or the guessing game if she is giving you the silent treatment. And we all know how dense men can be which translates to no sex until you do or a nuclear meltdown.

Oh and BTW, for those of you that think the silent treatment is better than the bitching, you poor schlep you have no idea the shit you’re in for.

Here are some ways you can demonstrate to a woman that you are really listening to her.

Let me clarify, only apply these if you mean it because if you don’t, you’re only prolonging the inevitable and that would be, your ass getting dumped.

 After she is done stating her concern (I truly mean done, do not interrupt her), make statements such as: “Let me see if I am understanding you correctly” or after summarizing what she said, “What can I do to make this up to you?”. Then actually do what you said you were going to do because if you don’t, God help you… you’re an idiot.

A real woman will start resenting a man once she feels she is not being heard.

 You really… I mean really… don’t want this to happen.

Once she hits this point, there is no return. She will drop you like a bad habit without looking back twice. Therefore, communication; learn it, live it, love it!!!