Thought of the Day- Guys unless you want an itchy asshole, please don’t shave your asshole. I’d rather deal with the hair!

Note: Most guys will blame girls on this one. You normally say, “well she didn’t touch them that means that she doesn’t like doing that.” In some cases that is true, but sometimes you just got to let her know it is ok. I never use to play with my guys nips until he straight [...]

We at HappyHumper talk a lot about sex, but we can’t ignore what often comes with it… We’ve almost all had one…  I’m not talking about STD’s (just kidding), I’m talking about relationships. Sure they’re tricky, daunting, and often too much work, but if you’ve found the right kinda gal then we salute you! We’re here to lend [...]

Hey all you HappyHumpers! Every year we’ll be planning a project with all our Humpettes! Here is where we’ll keep you posted on the latest happenings with our pet and how you can get you some! Why not sell a little sex for good cause!!?? This year we’re planning a pinup calendar featuring all our [...]