Semen, Semen, Semen
“I read an advertisement in a mag for a pill that can make semen have flavor, like cherry, apple or something. Have you ever heard of this pill? Know if it really works? Know where I could get it?” (Mauro, 35)
Ms. Zombie says:
Hmmmm I have never heard this before until you asked. I don’t know if taking a pill is the safest thing in the world. There are a lot of natural ways, however, to change the taste. I might not be Jolly Rancher flavor, but who wants there dick to taste like candy?
I enjoy the taste of healthy semen and it makes a great payoff, why mess with that?
There are a couple different natural ways to change you flavor. I am sure you have heard the whole drink pineapple juice, well it does work.
Anything with an acidic base will help with the taste of your semen. You don’t have to drink just pineapple juice though, there is also orange juice, apple juice, passion fruit, and even grapefruit juice. Diet also plays into factor.
Do you drink a lot of coffee or eat a lot of greens? Well these make cum bitterer and less pleasant. I’m not saying stay away from the one thing that wakes you up, but instead of having 6 cups of coffee maybe stick to three or under.
As for the pills I did look them up and there is no proven fact that they work. Maybe I’ll order a couple and try them out and write a review on them.
http://www.sweetrelease.com/10.cfm?oID=1
is the one of the sites and looks the healthiest out of all of them.
Here is their claim:
“Sweet Release is a dietary supplement, when taken twice a day, will within 7 to 28 days change the scent and taste of your semen.”
“Utilizing natural fruits like cranberry, apple, mango, blueberry, cherry and many others, we are able to create products that are beneficial to your health and 100% natural. As most people are aware of the benefits of the cranberry, it should come as no surprise that the health benefits of Sweet Release are derived using fruit powders like cranberry and others. By applying a proprietary process to fruits, we are able to make Crandextrin, the active ingredient in Sweet Release masculine formula. This process allows us to effectively harvest high concentrations of compounds from the fruit without destroying the health benefits and makes them bio available to you.”
But again this statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. So you can try it if you want but I advise going to the grocery story first and trying the juices.
Lady Love says:
Well, the pill is definitely going to make it to our “Sex Product of the Month” section.
I am oober curious!
After reading up on it there are mixed reviews about whether it works. Basically, it just adds an enormous amount of sugar and citrus to your system which in turn disguises the bitter ejaculate taste.
Thanks Ms. Zombie for looking it up for us too! Read our “funky spunk” article to learn more on dietary changes you can make to improve your taste and smell for your lady friends.
Madam Cougalicious says:
In my opinion Mauro, it’s not about the taste. To swallow or not to swallow, now that’s the question. And the answer is, most women won’t.
The blue agave flavor has a huge impact on the taste of fluids, after about a week or so of drinking 1-3 blue agave flavored energy drinks the taste carried over to the point where the fluids even smell like the blue agave extract.
Certain energy drinks are flavored after the cactus but you can buy the direct extract used as a sweetener at most organic food stores.
I think our Humpers out there would be more likely to pick up an energy drink than pineapple juice so thanks for the tip, dude!
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