September means football has started, both college and professional. The weather is cooling down, in most places. The kiddies are back to school. And what was the best part about going back to school? The end to the three month absence of...
Our Spank Bank Chick of the Month:
Mayra Veronica
The month of July reminds us of many things. Sitting in a leather couch is like sitting to the old-school fly catching tape, it’s not worth the $1.50 you spent on that popcicle...
Our Spank Bank Chick of The Month:
Salma Hayek
Ok, so as soon as I think Salma Hayek, four things come to mind. First, the movie Desperado with Antonio Banderas, beauty is the best word to describe her in that flick. Second, another...
Our Spank Bank Chick of The Month:
Scarlette Johansson
We at HappyHumper.com LOVE Scarlette for her adapability and versatility. We think YOU’LL love her for her sex appeal which is why we’ve included her in our Spank Bank...
Welcome to our Spank Bank! Each month we’re going to be nominating a super sexy celeb for all our Humper’s spank banks!
This month we humbly nominate Hayden Panettiere, our super hot, super hero Spank Bank Chick!!
We’ve...
"Excuse me ma'am, I'd like to motivate you to have sex with me!"
The 6 month rut. We’ve all experienced it.
Let me fast forward through the boring shit. You met a gal,...
No doubt sex is an important part of a relationship. No one here is going to ever dispute that. But it goes a little further than sex. Great sex is what I’m talkin about here people and if you’re...
Please don't get us wrong, it's not because we're lazy... sometimes we just like to watch
Back by popular demand: Do Women Like….
Well, this week we’ve had an overwhelming...
Recently I was involved in a conversation that I thought all my Humpers out there in the world would be interested in hearing. Yes it was girl talk, and yes, this could be kinda-sorta considered...