1. We want to come!!!
Thinking about going on that first date without us? Think again, Humper! We’re your gettin’ lucky ladies… your nympho info… your one way ticket to the big brown eye! C’mon, do your homework first, Humpers....
2. Humpette MsZombie
Sweet on the eyes and so very sassy, this little Ms. co-creator isn’t as innocent as she looks… “Do you like to be watched? Does the idea of food play or popping balloons get you going? What about...
3. How to become a Humpette&...
Sex advice from a few cunts…. Us Humpette’s are setting out to give some grade A advice at happyhumper.com. If you’ve got some to give out, contact us at contact@happyhumper.com .We’ve got more than enough room for a...
4. Humpette Madam Cougalicio...
Ripe and ready to let ya have it, this Cougalicious babe will be anything but bland, we promise… “Hello Boys!!! The teacher is in. I say it how it is and don’t sugar coat anything. I’ve got all the...
5. Humpette LadyLove
A little humorous, a tad romantic, and always ready give it to you straight up, this little Lady is the co-creator of HappyHumper.com and extremely pleased to be a part of our mission to globalize male sex education… “To my...Relationship Advice
Dominance vs. Controlling
So you’re having trouble with your gal pal? She wants you to be more take charge, but the more you try and keep tabs on things, the more she says you’re a controlling...
Salma Hayek: MILF!
Our Spank Bank Chick of The Month:
Salma Hayek
Ok, so as soon as I think Salma Hayek, four things come to mind. First, the movie Desperado with Antonio Banderas, beauty is the best word to describe...
SEX TIP: Butt Grabbing
only a kid could get away with that!
Sex Tip Of The Day:
Hi Humpers, I’m back!!!
I do have a great sex tip for you fella’s out there. It happened the other day and I enjoyed it very much and...
MsZombie’s thought of the Day
I hate the fact that blow up dolls either look surprised or like they are trying to take a deep shit.
The other day while my fellow humpers/humpettes and I were out, we stopped at a truckers titty...
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